i had a dream that my friend told me i was as smart as a bathtub

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i had a dream that my friend told me i was as smart as a bathtub

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This fuckass fraud is a strawberry cake ๐ฐ
This reminded me of that one comic of a dream Vox was having Vox: "I love you" Alastor: "I love you too, but we can not be!!" Vox: "Why?" Alastor: "I'm cake....." Peak art btw your AU makes me giggle and kick my feet and spin around in my chair when I read your logs
My vocal stims are so weird because what do you mean I say
"HI HOMIES!!! We are going to be making a cake! Sprout, my head hurts :( HAVE SOME. PARACETMOL. Anyway. We are going to be cooking a cake !! Sprout, you don't cook a cake-You BAKe It,! We are going to be. BAKING! A ca,ke! But i'm too lazy to bake a cake, so we're just gonna use cake mix!! But Sprout, doesn't that defeat the entire purpose of a ba,king a cake??? Crudware. You're really starting to piss me off. I HAVE BOWL :D"
Over and over again
im thinking about library paste man
i have not. posted in a long time
BUT!!!
I AM MAKING A (poorly animated) SHOW!!!
Confetti flies around gracefully
It is called "Insert Title Here" (yes thats. literally the name.)
And it's about a game show where the host hates everything :D
its a lighthearted comedy....yes....no angst here....hehehh.....no angst at all.....
I have a discord server and Tumblr blog for it with more info!
Check out the Insert Title Here (official Discord server) community on Discord - hang out with 8 other members and enjoy free voice and text
It's very new, pilot hasn't released yet
But if anyone was interested you can keep up on the progress through the server or the blog!
flashes you with a flash beacon before running away

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Hello Santa :33
How is your day going
I just woke up
Goodmorning, sibling!
How did you get into my house
I just had to draw this. I couldn't find my sketchbook, so unfortunately this is on lined paper. Also ignore my atrocious handwriting
my vocabulary whenever i play Operation Heartburn in Pressure with my friends:
"COVER ME"
"TURRETTURRETTURRETTURERET-"
"AEH-"
CRITTERSPACE. SPACE FOR CRITTERS.
I never really thought about this but i just realized that since Pomni's room is across from Jax's, if she ever abstracts, the first thing he would see when leaving his room is her door with her face having the X on it and stuff
sorry if this is hard to understand I'm so tired-
GUYS I LOVE YOU BUT I THINK IT'S TIME TO STOP???
I DON'T WANT TO KILL THEM BUT I DON'T WANT TO KEEP THEM EITHER I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ANYMORE
ill just. temporarily kill them. ye OH MY GOD THERE'S LIKE 30 NOW
EMERGENCY HOW DO I KILL THEM SOMEONE HELP ME /GEN
IT WON'T LET ME CLOSE THE PROGRAM WHILE THEY'RE STILL WALKING AROUND
crisis averted they're dead
funeral is on sunday
They were multiplying while I was typing so I genuinely could not see anything anymore
OH THANK YOU YEAH I JUST REALLY LOVE SHARKS :D
(Doubt you'll see this but) love your game btw, keep doing what you're doing!! :]

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I just uhmmmm (tears start slowly running down my face) episode....episode six.... (starts sobbing violently on the floor while hugging a Jax plushie)
THE PILOT FOR ZIPPED UP HASNT EVEN COME OUT YET AND THERE'S ALREADY A FANDOM, EDITS, AND FAN FAVORITE CHARACTER (KESTER)
THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY TO ME
and yes I'm also guilty of already liking Kester the most
guess who'z coming up with rarepairz in the Galactic Nova Alliance already ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Oh hell yes.
THE PILOT FOR ZIPPED UP HASNT EVEN COME OUT YET AND THERE'S ALREADY A FANDOM, EDITS, AND FAN FAVORITE CHARACTER (KESTER)
THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY TO ME
and yes I'm also guilty of already liking Kester the most
Here's a list of some of my vocal stims;
"I have osteoporosis!"
"Hashbrown what? Wh-What are you doing in my living room??"
"Unfortunately for YOU, you look like a SLUR."
"What does a crackhead with only one leg need? Co-cane!! :3"
"That's where I buy groceries I don't know what you're talking about-"
"My mom hit me with a beer bottle! :D"
"PARKOUR PRO"
"You're trash, kid."
Here's some new ones
"Hope I don't get my HUMAN everywhere!"
"Hey so. No."
"Weezer riff plays as I run away"
"It's worse! He MOVED!"
Got some new ones for you guys heheh
"Giggles." (and no, not actually giggling. just saying the word.)
"I know something you don't know~!"
"BUDDY HOLLY-"
"Lol imagine"
"Dippity doo :3"
Here are some new ones (gained directly after my TADC hyperfixation started)
"You wanna see some real speed??? I'll show you some real speed! NYEO-"
"Boys, boys, calm down and have a rap battle to fight for my love!!"
"I don't wanna hear that!! I want you DEAD!"
"Yeah, GOD Pomni, you didn't know that?"
My mood swings are so insane bc wdym i was crying ten minutes ago and then started disassociating and then started gushing over dynamics in TADC and angst in the show and now I want to kill the next person I see

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someone kill me actually I just stuttered so bad
"I finished the ru-r-rul-(literally can not get a sound out for a couple seconds)-ru-rules. The rules. I finished reading them."
"Stop ๐ฑ๐ธ๐ป๐ผ๐ฒ๐ท๐ฐ around" do you mean ๐น๐ต๐ช๐ท๐ท๐ฒ๐ท๐ฐ ๐ช๐ฑ๐ฎ๐ช๐ญ and thinking ๐ผ๐ฝ๐ป๐ช๐ฝ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฒ๐ฌ๐ช๐ต๐ต๐