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Is he... you know... ???

You have the kind of penis autism that causes delusions. You see women where there are no women. Get help.

me when i have the penis autism that causes delusions

got penis au-tism that causes delusions/

penis perplexes me, penis confusion/

starting a new company, Autistic Auditors, where we send blunt autistic people to check up on things like companies to stand there and be like “actually that thing the CEO said made no sense, elaborate” and pushing them to actually explain their dodgy corporate language that avoids accountability and reliability. Just really grind them down with repeated “why” and “but what does that mean” and writing down the answers in clear and obvious language.

i saved my train ticket to my phone but it didn't work when i tried to scan it so i took it to the staff on duty and they were like. are you sure that's the right image. and i looked down and my screen was open on this