it's not easy being green

I was born with terrible teeth so i’ve had problems at a young age. I have already had to have all of the back teeth on my upper right side of my mouth pulled so I can no longer eat on that side. 

And as luck would have it today my lower left tooth has broken completely apart. I need to get it filled and the dentist said since it’s such a big break if it breaks again they have to pull it and I’m left with no teeth to eat with. So I need a crown to make sure this tooth doesn’t break again after they fix it. 

The dentist has told me that since it is a big back tooth the crown will be 1500 or more… which is absolutely impossible as I no longer have a job. 

I hate being a whiny brat but even a dollar would help.. 

Pops needs help, as you can tell from the above, and I care about this nerd too much to see this shit happen, without getting like really upset.

SO!

Here’s an awesome science experiment if you’ve got just the right supplies to hand: Take 43 beakers and fill them each with just enough fluid to create specific musical notes, and then line them up in a row. Then take 43 people with exceptionally good aim, dress them in matching glasses and lab coats, give them each a silver coin, and then line them up in a row across from the beakers. Have them each toss their coins, one immediately after the other, so that each coin lands in its corresponding beaker.

Congratulations, you’ve just created the “World’s fastest coin-toss orchestra of 43 people in extreme concentration!” That’s what the PARTY creative ageny did to promote Suntory’s concentration-enhancing drink Shuchu Regain. Played in real time, it’s two seconds of rapid coin tinkling. But when played in slow motion, those tinkling coins are each notes from Mozart’s “Minuet”: