i get excited about cats and museums and plants

i think i will become a creature.

*scuttles*

very weird to me how “catfishing” changed definitions. from people using others’ photos to pose as them, to women with and without makeup. misogyny is quite literally insane

“she looks so much better online” yeah. cos she’s posing for an image. it doesn’t move. everyone is pretty when they move and even prettier when they’re posing. that’s the point of posing-to make you look pretty like a model.

you know, the older i get, the more i hate cynicism. isn’t it exhausting to always be so bitter about everything? why don’t you try a little genuine kindness and understanding and maybe you’ll calm down

anti-surveillance-state hero

i used to think that plot was so ridiculous. I’m embarrassed at how wrong i was.

if they end up having to physically drag trump out of the white house, I want that shit livestreamed. 

i want to be a bartender

men named bart look out

this is stil the funniest post on this website and the fact that it only has 900 notes is a crime

We need to thank the Navajo a nation! They all got out and voted with no cars and few polling places- their population was enough to swing BOTH Arizona and New Mexico

[Image: is a photograph of a group of eight Navajo people on horseback. End]