5up Incorrect Quotes

5up: I am the smartest person in this lobby.

5up: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.

Random fact but when I first saw 5up I thought he looked like an imp. Like I'm not even making a joke or anything, I thought that his face was peak "tiny forest trickster who'd make you do 3 riddles to pass into a totally normal area of forest as a distraction while he pickpockets you or something like that" energy. He's always going to be a tiny forest spirit to me regardless of what he does and I think that's hilarious

Hafu: *on a video call* What's that in your background....5up?

Do you know if there's a 5undy song? If so what's it called? If not, well god damnit my hopes where so high.

Exactly how cringe am I for attempting to write Crewfu fanfic on a scale from rat to banana

5undy Series

*In Dumbdog's car*

5up: *wearing Fundy's jacket* Sorry for borrowing-

Unrelated but you are literally the only person who I could ask about this. What the afterlife is the asim oh asim clip and why do people go insane at it

Tubbo: It’s hard being a single mom when you have no kids and are a male teenager.