Kookie Monster

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There are few things that Uraraka Ochako hates more than love at the moment.

In point of fact there are only two things.  One of them is pity.

The other is poverty.

And of course because her life is such a wellspring of light and joy and fun fun fun she gets to experience all three right fucking now at the hands of one Midoriya Izuku, who had come sailing through her window not three seconds earlier, trailing ribbons of smoke.

Human brain: wow seeing the character development in the new episode is amazing and watching all the kids work together and how they inspired the younger kids was super cool and—

Warning(s): Swearing

Word Count: 736

A/N: I thought yall would like this lmao

I don’t own any of these quotes or the art!

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Y/n : [Trips on nothing]

Bakugou: Ha! You're so clumsy!

[5 minutes later]

Bakugou: [aggressively punching the air] What's your fucking problem huh? What did they ever do to you?!

Y/n: *showing up late for a meeting*

Aizawa: You're late

[YALL ARE THE SAME AGE]

Y/n: You're stunning

Aizawa [blushing] You're forgiven

Y/n: [Eating gummy bears]

Kaminari: Can I have a slice?

Y/n:

Kaminari:

Y/n: Sure

Jirou: I'm gay

Y/n: Hi gay, I'm Y/n

Jirou:

Y/n:

Jirou: For the last fucking time-

Kirishima [drunk]: What time is it?

Y/n: Huh?

Kirishima: [looks at the microwave that has 53 secs on it]

Kirishima: 53? Fuck it's late

Y/n: Kirishima no-

Todoroki [trying to get Y/n's attention]: *quiet incomprehensible mumbling*

Y/n: Sorry what was that?

Todoroki: *even quieter incomprehensible mumbling*

Y/n: You have to speak up

Todoroki [at full volume] FUCK.

Y/n: Trust fall!

Bakugou [scoffing from across the room]:

I'm not gonna catch you

Y/n: Trust. Fall.

Bakugou: I said no-

Y/n: [falling]

Bakugou: FCK ASHJDSKJ [scrambling over, diving down to cushion your fall]

Deku: I need you

Y/n: For?

Deku: Ever.

Y/n: [voice cracking and tears in her eyes]

Oh. Okay.

Y/n: I may be short but that doesn't mean I can't be tough! [aggressively tries to open a Caprisun]

Shoji:

Shoji: Do you want me to open that for you?

Y/n: [voice cracks] Yes please

Y/n: Wait, did you just flirt with me?

Kaminari: Have been for the past year but thanks for noticing

Y/n: Iida wants to play scrabble again, but it's gonna be a nightmare!

Deku: Scrabble? Scrabble's great!

Y/n: Yeah, but Iida uses words like iridium and I use words like pig.

Y/n: Hey Tokoyami, wanna hear a funny joke?

Tokoyami: I'm more into dark humour

Y/n: [Turns off the light] So the joke goes...

Uraraka: Who's turn is it to give the pep-talk?

Deku: [sighs] Bakugou

Bakugo: Fuck shit up out there and don't die

Y/n [wiping away a tear]: beautiful

Y/n: I want him to know that I love him

Aizawa: Sleep and then tell him later

Present mic: Scream that you love him into his ear

All might: Go to them and release your true feelings

Y/n: Its Bakugo

All might, Aizawa and Present Mic: Just slap him, he'll get it

Y/n: Listen Todoroki, anyone who doesn't like you can honestly fight me, I'll obliterate them!

Todoroki: [Sadly raises his fists]

Todoroki: okay, just make it quick

Y/n:

Todoroki:

Y/n:

Y/n: LISTEN HERE YOU AMAZING, DEPRESSED, PIECE OF WONDERFUL SHIT-

[Car full of boys slowly pull up next to Momo and Y/n while they're walking home from the beach]

Momo and Y/n: [Thinks they're about to get catcalled] f u c k

Kirishima: Yo!

Momo and Y/n: [sweats nervously]

Kirishima: Where'd you get the BOBA!

Momo and Y/n:

Y/n: Oh! It's just down this street on the right!

Bakugou: GOD I fucking TOLD you KIRISHIMA

Y/n: Stop drinking so much coffee.

Todoroki: No, coffee helps with depression.

Y/n: No that's not tr-

Todoroki: More espresso, less depresso

Bakugou: Alright, listen up you little shits!

Y/n:

Bakugou: Not you Y/n, we're thrilled you're here

Y/n: [says something dumb]

Iida: Remind me again why I'm so in love with you

Y/n: [smiles]

Iida: Ah, of course

Shinso: [walking in with a big box] Hey babe, what would you say if I came home with 4 cats?

Y/n: What's in the box?

Shinso:

Y/n: What's in the box Shinso?

Shinso: ...I think you already know

Y/n:

Y/n: Let them in

Y/n: i aM A MENACE TO SOCIETY

(AGAIN YALL ARE THE SAME AGE)

Aizawa: [nonchalantly] Yes, you have prevented me from doing my work by being so cute

Y/n: [in near tears] I'm so sorry

Aizawa: [looks straight into the camera like Jim does in the office]

Kaminari: [staring at Y/n]

Y/n: Do you need something?

Kaminari: No, I'm just surprised you're here

Y/n: Excuse me?

Kaminari: Well aren't masterpieces meant to be in a museum?

Y/n: You need a hobby

Todoroki: I do have a hobby

a story of mending in 4 parts

Todoroki: It’s just tea

Midoriya: I thought we’re out of tea... What kind?

Todoroki: tea... quila

Do you want green onions, too?

like REALLY he wanted to one-shot him with a brutal kick to the head

but also he was literally going to STAB HIM the only reason he DIDNT was bc he simply Was Not Able to since CHISAKI IS THIS FUCKIN MONSTROSITY RN

SMILEY EXCITED BOY

snarly (rightfully) mad lad

the sweetest watery smile i have ever seen god he deserves the world

gotta hit those books feat best boys kiri and iida

please god he deserves all the support he can get thank u aizawa,,,”problem child”,,fuck

newfound determination!!!!! hes gonna save eri hes gonna do it sobs i believe in him

SMUSH

WHAT a charmer i adore him

BASHFUL SMILE ft my sunshine girl melissa

madlad midoriya mode has been activated all villains immediately vacate the premises or face the consequences

the feral smile of a job well done

let him rest….ft best kids iida and uraraka. iida once again proves to be the best pillow

smile smile smile smile smile smile ft tododokidoki

please please please i would die for him

sweet victorious genuine boy oh my god his heart is so good im crying

and last but not least

look how excited he is my special boy,,,

#SUPERJUNIOR The 9th Album Repackage [#TIMELESS]

🎶 Title Track ‘#2YA2YAO!’