The Skeletal System

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

saying this as a lesbian who loves women's boobs--sexually, even! but i don't think that we as a society should consider breasts inherently female or inherently sexual. a flat chest should not be seen as the "default" for gender neutrality but instead just one way a person can present. boobs should be normal. anyone of any gender can have boobs

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

I have a suggestion

I also have a suggestion

I think I'm in love with you

they teach you the golden rule, treat others how you want to be treated, but in a pinch you can apply the silver rule (be kinda selfish because you’ve earned it) or even the bronze rule (manipulate others purely for your benefit).

There's also the stone rule: Just start hitting people.

that’s right

pushing back against oldest child stereotypes by making unwise choices and not being dependable

The girls in my head are fighting and their names are ADHD and Autism

@funnier-as-a-system

I just want to love and be loved. why is lunch twelve dollars now

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