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why…

Why not.

my eyes are perfect!!!!

I am having problems not laughing.

we look preeeetty similar..

You have too many eyes!

if you’ve ever looked at a human being, you would know that i look exactly like one!!

I’m the closest to a human you can look. Thank you very much.

what? i have the perfect number of eyes!

Not if you’re trying to convince people you’re human you don’t.

i’ll be there in a second.

How the hell would you even get here without knowing where I am.

i bet you DON’T.

Come check for yourself then.

i look so very human!! and what about you?? i bet YOU don’t look human!

I do.

i DO i look VERY human!! 300% human!!! (that’s a lot of human!!!! now with 200% human more human than the average human!!)

I doubt it.

no??? i am very convincing.

I bet you don’t even look human.

yeah, because i’m supposed to. and it’s your fault i had to!!

You do a pretty bad job of it.

what the fuck. what the fuck. yous it here and make me pretend to be human and then you tell me that you’re not even human. what the fuck. what the FUCK!!

I didn’t make you do anything. You did that all on your own.

i’m going to need to ask to see your license and human registration, mr 5hiro.

I’m not a human so.

um, do you even know anything about humans?? it’s part of our human code. 

Yes considering I used to inhabit one. I know a little something about humans.

me, as a human, on the planet earth, not having dogs??? impossible??? us humans sure do love to have dogs.

I’m fairly certain if you were actually a human, you wouldn’t feel the need to reassure people that you are one.