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like does anyone else still feel the exact same age they were in march 2020 like 90% of the time

A company was putting Markiplier in an aquarium bcause they were going to actually put him in a real submarine, and I had to help him because they were trying to take away his human rights.

"forgor" did irreversible damage didn't it

one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

People who are like “erm why would I take a 6 hour train when I can fly there in 45 minutes” are forgetting the mental toll of Being In An Airport which shortens your lifespan by 2 months each time