#tiredmgmt

just found out my dads gf soaks raisins in water before eating them & ive never been more disgusted that i let someone in my house

Stop being considerate in situations where you aren’t considered….

no customer is valid but I’ll make an exception for the 70 year old lady who told me I have the prettiest eyes and when I told her no after she asked if I have a boyfriend she immediately said “girlfriend, then?”

Alcohol increases the size of the “send” button by 94%

Enemies to “ugh I can’t believe I’m saving your life” to “ugh we have to work together or the world ends but it’s not like I like you or anything” to “oh we actually connect pretty well but that doesn’t mean anything” to “I would die for you but don’t read too much into it” to “I’ll kill anyone who lays a finger on you” to Lovers.

When you’re a kid you can just about tell every kids age. When you’re an adult just about all kids look the same age.

good luck with producing that serotonin you speak of

all i have to do is listen to heartbreaker by mariah..

TRUTH!