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Yes we should be worried! What happened to Japanese Americans in World War II. What happened to Afghan Americans or anyone even remotely middle eastern looking after 9-11. The Russians have nothing to do with what Putin is doing. In fact they are being jailed and shot for protesting the invasion.
You cannot blame the people for what their government does. I mean you saw Trump right?
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SO ENGLISH ISNâT MY MOMâS FIRST LANGUAGE AND TODAY THERE WAS A SLUG ON THE STEPS AND
THIS IS WHAT I MEAN WHEN I SAY TREES ARE COOL
Ukraine, 26th Feb, 2022
A friend of mine told me yesterday that he didnât realise how much Ukraine meant to him until now. I posted yesterday about the time we spent there, and weâre all getting super pre-occupied about the invasion. As I said in that post, I canât get our waitress out of my head. I can sort of remember what she looked like now. She had an undercut. I think maybe her hair might have been blue? But - I will never know if she lives through this, and itâs driving me very slightly mad.
So naturally, my husband spent all day yesterday obsessively researching everything he could about it with the help of his journalist friends, as a way to help me process it.
This post is me putting it all in order, as a way to try and process my own emotional response as much as anything else (I freely admit there is an element of self-indulgence here). Please donât take me as the spokesperson for Ukraine right now, nor as a solid reliable news source. But, I havenât seen this stuff except in bits and pieces on Tumblr, so here we go.
(This is also not about why the invasion has happened. This post is solely about what has happened, and how the invasion is going.)
So, Putin and the rest of the world believed that this invasion would take 1-4 days. The plan was to push through fast, take Kyiv, and force Volodymyr Zelenskyy, the Ukrainian President, to surrender. Given Russiaâs military might, it really looked likely.
Here is the conclusion of all thatâs happened so far:
Ukraine is absolutely nailing this??? Actually???
They managed to defend every single city overnight, including Kyiv. They started rolling out and using these WW2-style anti-tank thingies that look a bit like angry gabbions, look, hereâs a picture of one being delivered:
A bunch of spare iron girders turned into a hefty octopus of Russian misery, basically.
But itâs not just tanks theyâre taking down, oh no. Ukraine successfully shot down a transport plane 20km from Kyiv. That is, I shit you not, the single biggest hit to the Russian military since the Second Chechen War. Volunteers from Lithuania, Poland, Latvia, Estonia, Azerbaijan and Israel are all entering Ukraine to help fight and bolster the anti-Russian forces, which is probably illustrative of how Eurovision voting is going to run for the next decade. Most countries have banned Russian planes from their air space. To help stop the Russian advance, Ukraine has made and installed new road signs, like this one:
I can only say a handful of sentences in Ukrainian, Tumblrs, but as I understand it, from top to bottom, it says:
âFuck offâ
âFuck off againâ
âFuck off Russiaâ
Meanwhile, it turns out the Russian military might we feared is⌠possibly not quite as advertised?
Theyâre underfunded and badly trained. Ukraine captured 200 soldiers in one go, and most of them were confused 19 year olds with no training. The equipment is shite. The tanks keep running out of fuel. Russian soldiers keep abandoning their tanks and handing them over to the Ukrainian army. Putinâs plan was to take Kyiv fast and move on, and he didnât have a plan B - hence these kids, playing soldier. Here is an image of a Russian tank receiving roadside assistance from Russiaâs finest, an old Lada. Â
No one expected Zelenskyy to survive the night; but he did. America offered him asylum in the White House.
But he said no.Â
Zelenskyy remains in Kyiv, with his people.
And Putin, in his desperation to be adored, has turned Zelenskyy into a global icon and hero.
Here is something you may not know about Volodymyr Zelenskyy - he used to be a standup comedian. Was he any good? No idea - but what he IS good at is producing funny short videos he can put on Twitter and that, which are absolutely fantastic for Ukrainian morale. And morale is vital in an invasion like this, and Ukraine are smashing it out of the park there.
They are utilising the internet to its fullest extent. In addition to Zelenskyyâs videos, theyâve made sure that the final words of the Ukrainian defenders of Snake Island are known and now echoed around the world:Â âRussian warship, go fuck yourselves.â A video has gone viral of Ukrainians mocking a group of Russian soldiers whose tank had broken down and who didnât know the way to Kyiv anyway, presumably because of all the new road signs. They have created a website that lists every single Russian death they can identify, partly so Russian mothers can have closure (thus also painting themselves as the defenders of decency and humanity), and partly for the enormous morale boost of the world knowing, categorically, that theyâve already killed 3700 Russian soldiers (over 100 of which were from that transport plane.)Â Not one word has leaked of Ukrainian casualties. Iâm sure theyâre devastating, but for morale purposes, theyâre being kept quiet until the dust settles. Ukrainians have started setting up fake Tindr profiles to catfish Russian soldiers for intel, and theyâre all 19 and lost, so itâs working. Plus, theyâre using Grindr to actually track where the soldiers are, because it turns out Putin was not entirely correct about there being no gays in Russia.
So, Russia wants to cut their internet access. Can the Ukrainian Minister for Digital Transformation, Mykhailo Fedorov, shame a billionaire into providing aid?
This is crucial, remember. Atrocities happen best in the dark, and the world is watching - because of the internet. Morale is vital to maintain. Can they convince Elon Musk to help?
Yep.
Ukraine now has the fastest internet service in the world. The fastest, most stable internet service in human history, in fact. Russia cannot now disable it. The world watches.
Which is just as well, because then Anonymous decided to get involved, and have leaked the website database of the Russian Ministry of Defence. Lol. Also this happens:
And then the Russian propaganda channels started broadcasting the truth of what is happening in Ukraine. Double lol.
So what is the political response?
Well, in addition to closing airspace to Russian planes, loads of countries are sending weapons to Ukraine. Those that canât are offering asylum. Theyâre also offering asylum to any Russian soldiers who surrender or defect, which is startlingly good tactics, and there are rumours of around 5000 Russian soldiers who have done just that. Germany, of course, has long had a block on lethal weapons transfer; but Germany recognise this shit for what it is. Theyâve lifted the block, thus allowing the Netherlands to send weapons. Efforts are now underway to fast-track Ukraine into the EU. I presume they will consider the lack of pint glasses with crowns on to be a worthwhile price to pay.
So what about Russiaâs supporters?
Belarusian leader Alexander Lukashenka helped Russia with this invasion. Now, this has happened:
Sviatlana Tsikhanouskaya was actually elected president, but some wild nonsense kept her out of power. Sheâs now running a government in exile. I have literally no idea what this means or will mean! But my god. She has a spine of steel, and this is not a good time to be happening for Putin.Â
And itâs really, really not, because then intel on a meeting of Putin and assembled Oligarchs LEAKS (hello Anonymous, probably). The highlights:
This war is costing Russia $15bn a day
He expected it to take ONE TO FOUR DAYS TO WIN
Itâs been two days and he is losing very badly, currently
They will run out of rockets by day 4, maybe sooner
After that they will be down to rifles and ammo
It will take 3-4 months to make more significant weapons, except they need raw materials, and the countries that can provide them⌠have cut supply lines
If the war lasts 10 days, Russia will have completely run out of money and weapons
Itâs only day 2, and Russian soldiers are knocking the doors of random Ukrainian homes begging for food and water because theyâve already run out
So, out of desperation, Putin turns to his greatest, closest and most trusted ally for help: Kazakhstan.Â
And Kazakhstan
SAYS NO
And then Ukraine shoots down a second Russian plane.
Anyway, Iâm going to finish off with a final point. Morale is vital in this situation, so here is the message from the Ukrainian government at the minute, to everyone watching around the world:
Be VERY SUSPICIOUS of any negative news about Ukraine. Russia uses misinformation and propaganda. They will want to damage Ukrainian morale.
Use your social media to spread news of Ukrainian victories.Â
Donât give oxygen to negative stories. Especially since they might not be true.
Thatâs genuinely something we can do to help. Every victory of Ukraine, blast it far and wide. So on that note, Iâll leave you with this:
Congrats to Natalia Antonovaâs cousinâs son.
Ummm byee
So I kind of hate that Putin is trying to restrict the flow of information into Russia so that he can control the narrative, so for my Russian friends, here is my guide on
How to get around internet censorship and maintain internet privacy
This will be an extremely long post đ
Priorities
Download the Tor Browser
This will hopefully help you access the internet regardless of Russian government bans. Itâs a little slow, but better than nothing. It hides your IP address from the internet, so itâs kind of like using a VPN. A very basic summary of how Tor works: your internet traffic is routed through several ânodesâ. The Entry Node, can see your IP address but has no idea what data youâre sending, and this goes through several middle nodes, until it reaches the Exit Node. The Exit Node can see what data youâre sending, but it canât see your IP address so it doesnât know WHO sent it. Thatâs why itâs a good idea to do nothing identifying when using the Tor Browser, like writing personal information. Hereâs a blog post with more detailed information about the Tor Browser.
Get a VPN
VPNs are often used to get around government internet restrictions. Russia will probably not be able to do much about it. However, not all VPNs are created equal. Nearly all of the free VPNs are a scam that turn around and sell your data, so free VPNs are not secure. The only exception to this is ProtonVPN which has a free tier, but itâs very slow. Basically the only good VPN is one you pay for. When choosing a VPN, be aware of where the company is based, because if a VPN company is based in the USA, it will have to comply USA privacy laws. So choose a VPN based in a country that has good privacy laws. A great one is Mullvad VPN, which is based in Sweden. But for the purposes of Russia, just making sure your VPN is not Russian or in a country sympathetic to Russia is probably good enough.
Alternative Front-Ends A frontend is the the part of a website which the user interacts with directly. To browse the contents of websites, you usually have to visit them. However, many people have made alternative privacy-respecting frontends to popular websites that allow you to see the siteâs content without actually visiting the website. This helps avoid tracking, data-collection, and even countriesâ attempts to ban websites. Twitter is banned in Russia right now, but using all an alternative frontend to Twitter works (according to my Russian friend).
Google Translate
Lingva Translate / Instances
SimplyTranslate / Instances
some instances allow you to choose to translate with several other services (such as DeepL)
Imgur
Rimgo / Instances
Bibliogram / Instances
Medium
Scribe / Instance
Libreddit / Instances
Teddit / Instances
TikTok
ProxiTok / Instance
Nitter / Instances
Wikipedia
Wikiless / Instances
YouTube
Invidious / Instances
Piped / Instances
YouTube Music
Beatbump / Instance
If anyone knows of one of these for Tumblr please let me know. I found this site called Tumgir but it looks sketchy and unlike the rest of the ones I listed, itâs not open-source. So visit with caution, but Iâm mentioning it because it might be better than nothing.
There are also these browser extensions that automatically redirect site links to the available alternatives:
Mozilla Firefox
LibRedirect - Redirects YouTube, YT Music, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Imgur, Reddit, Wikipedia, Medium, etc.
Google Chrome
Privacy Redirect - Redirects Google Maps, Google Search, Instagram, Reddit, Twitter, Youtube.
iPhone (iOS 15+) Safari
Privacy Redirect - Twitter, Reddit, YouTube, Instagram, Google Translate, Google maps, Google Search, Medium
Android
UntrackMe - Google Maps, Instagram, Twitter, YouTube
Messaging / Communication
Matrix is a federated and decentralized End-to-End Encrypted (E2EE) messaging with many platforms, the most popular of which is Element. Itâs like Discord, but worse. Itâs getting better over time though! You can even use a a throwaway email to sign-up.
If youâre Russian you likely already know about Telegram, but MAKE SURE youâre aware that only Secret Chats are End-to-End Encrypted. So donât say anything that would get you in trouble outside of a Secret Chat.
End Notes
China is way better at internet censorship. Theyâve had years to build the infrastructure to control the flow of information online. And yet, the Chinese people still manage to âclimb the wallâ and find ways around this. Russia is new to this game and doesnât have the resources China does. So I really doubt itâll be that hard to get around their attempts to block websites. Have faith! And feel free to DM me for more info cause this post just scratches the surface for things you can do tbh.
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I want a story about a king whose son is prophesied to kill him so the king is like âwhatever what am I supposed to do, kill my own kid wtf is wrong with youâ so he just raises him as normal, doesnât even tell him about the prophecy, and instead of some convoluted twist of events that leads to the kingâs murder the son grows up and when the king is very old and dying and in excruciating pain the kid is just like alright I'mma put him out of his misery.
The kingâs son becomes the new king, and is prophesied to defeat evil and bring an age of prosperity. His generals and knights all crack their knuckles but he pretty much ignores them and focuses on strengthening the infrastructure of his kingdom. Forty years later he is old and sick but still hearing his subjectsâ grievances, and a generalâs like âhow will you defeat the prophesied evil now? Youâre old and weak.â Another visitor, a teenager fresh out of the kingdomâs public education system, looks at the general like he is an ignoramus. The king eradicated poverty, housed the homeless, taught the ignorant, ended class exploitation by abolishing the nobility and imprisoning the corrupt, and established a highly respected guild of doctors that recently figured out how to cure the plague. There are no brigands because there is enough wealth for everyone to live comfortably; hiding in the woods and taking trinkets from people simply doesnât make any sense for anyone but the desperate, and the people are not desperate. Evil is a weed, explains the teenager. It grows in cracked roads and crumbling houses and forgotten corners, rooted in indifference and watered by suffering. But the king demands that broken things be mended and suffering people be made well.
No evil lives in this kingdom, says the teenager. It starved to death before I was born.
Every once in a while, when Iâm feeling down, I go and look at the notes on this post and they make me feel a lot better. This is the energy I want to carry into 2018.
For those who need to carry it into 2019.
Letâs take it into 2022. Weâre gonna need it.