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wait so does the queen anne just like not exist anymore? i am constantly forgetting that ed's kind of like pirate royalty and has a whole ass fleet of ships out there? but he's busy being a catboy now so i guess it's fine

Wee John's knitting reblog if u agree

funniest part to me in all of season 2 is honestly stedes "OH FUCK AWWWWUUUUUUFFF" to izzy about his swooshy coat. peak cunt. peak camp. peak drama. peak delivery. peak television. i am ON THE FLOOR.

when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw

The gay shows are really in their children of divorce arc

i genuinely cannot wait for ed to wake up and realize that oh, the scribe he killed to cement his fate to becoming blackbeard? oh yeah, he's alive and bitchy again. and the entire half of the crew he left to die on some random island? yeah, they're all here too, completely fine. and the ship is,,, functional? and has a wheel? oh yeah, the crew stole it from the pirate queen when stede broke them out of jail and escaped the red flag

i genuinely cannot wait for ed to wake up and realize that oh, the scribe he killed to cement his fate to becoming blackbeard? oh yeah, he's alive and bitchy again. and the entire half of the crew he left to die on some random island? yeah, they're all here too, completely fine. and the ship is,,, functional? and has a wheel? oh yeah, the crew stole it from the pirate queen when stede broke them out of jail and escaped the red flag

Lucius may have not been living in the walls, but he still has the potential to scare the shit out of Ed by pretending to be a ghost ✌🏼

Still not believing we actually get more episodes of ofmd s2??? Like those three episodes alone felt like an entire seasons worth of content and then I apparently get MORE content? I am going to lose my mind entirely

The Hobbit but made by David Jenkins

it’s that time of year again lads

This is exactly why US companies fight so hard against universal healthcare; even if single payer healthcare is cheaper on a per-person basis and takes the cost away from the employer, it also takes POWER and leverage away from the employers... and they don't ever want to give that up.

The point of the Metatron offering Aziraphale coffee is that this is the first time someone from heaven hasn't ridiculed or question him about consuming food. In fact, the Metatron has consumed things too! He's not like those mean archangels either, he's like you, Aziraphale. See Aziraphale, you are a good angel, truthful and good. And the Metatron is the voice of god, afterall, so it must be true. It's a very straightforward manipulation tactic, I'm not sure there even needs to be a miracle to help it along.