normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

the amount of people saying "i thought you meant flopping on the ground". target audience

anytime someone talks about “double texting” im just like. sorry. cant relate. every single person i actually text will receive 14 texts in a row at 11pm about whatever random thing im thinking about

mutuals if i like your negative posts please just imagine me patting u on the back comforting you, not like i actually like that you’re hurt

We are, once again, unable to count

Seven (7) is two (2) more than five (5), people

*accidentally realizes i’ve been overusing a random phrase a lot* where did this come from. who did this to me

omg

This has been in my queue for months.

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

YES

omg i didnt reblog this last year!