isn’t it insanely fucking wild how our entire way of living changed in just a couple of weeks. like. worldwide? the entire world changed COMPLETELY in just weeks. did we ever even imagine that humanity could change so easily in the middle of crisis? we were always taught that global changes take time and are hard to achieve, and just like that, we’re all suddenly living in completely different conditions, our mindset has completely changed and we’ve created new habits in no time, have incorporated the words “quarantine” and “infection/infected” to our vocabulary and drop them in the regular without even noticing it. it’s incredible the way this virus has exposed that many, many of the worlds problems can be solved just that easily, and we’ve been lied to our whole lives just because the people in charge don’t care about them

this is literally the funniest thing ive ever read. your 7th grade self was a genius

We’re in the bad end timeline, folks

sometimes i wonder if you ever think about me too

Phones with only one pussy are classist “ohh you can charge your phone and use headphones if you got Bluetooth” you got Bluetooth money???

Please don’t call the ports that

I can’t wait to be warm in bed with you.

i say “u” “pls” and “rly” because i know that i can write better than many of the kids in my class so i have EARNED the right to bad grammar and spelling thnk u ver muhc

to the woman watching the Toxic by Britney Spears music video with no headphones in the psychiatrists waiting room: you’re the only motherfucker in this room who can handle me

Astrology is fake except for the time a Virgo broke up with me saying “your pupils don’t dilate when you look at me”

everyone feels robbed of ideal teenage years that don’t really exist