teleports into your house for like, a single millisecond in a room that you're currently not in and then leaves

Used to be able to have fun on the internet now all the websites are after my identity like the devil is after my soul

does anyone know what to fucking do anymore

plant based? as far as I'm concerned, all plants are based

anytime i talk to people i feel like i need to be shot.

i cannot kill myself because there is music

we need a surgery that removes you from your body

genuinely how are you supposed to know when a conversation is over. Must everything be some sort of puzzle

i dont have time to eat breakfast because i have to look at my phone in bed. how can i fix this dont say put the phone down

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.