Cherish Hotdoggies

It's been a looooong while. We've been so lazy busy lately. And whenever I'm "busy", the "inspiration" to write something here just wouldn't occur. 

Anyway, this is gonna be a mandarin post...since not many people is reading this, the "target audience" knows mandarin, and to me, mandarin expresses the kononnya "emo emo" feel better, and of course, I'm a Cina Gurl~

Here it goes...

一直很想把我们的故事给写成一本小说或一个剧本， 奈何现实是文笔真的没有很好，还有恒心真的都不来找我。

不是爱情故事。 我单身了五年，我没有动人的爱情故事。 最后一次恋爱也没有丝毫值得留恋的， 但失恋的那段日子，我身边的这些 - 我想把他们写成小说主角-的人物们， 却为我留下了最“滑稽”的疗伤记忆。

故事很长很长。 但如果用一段来形容我认识的你们，

你们是在我工作忙得排山倒海时， 我看见你们的讯息，我愿意把明明已经来不及赶完的工作暂时搁下， 然后回个 “hahahahahahaha" 给你们， 因为假如我不这么回，我会因为憋笑憋到内伤。 你们是在我一天下来说话的 quota 已经满到泄出来时，  接到你们的电话或短讯还是可以聊到电话自动关机， 或电讯公司时间控制把电话谈话切断。 我们做错决定时，大家会毫不给面子批评。 我们被无谓小咖激怒时，大家会一起释放无明火， 然后还会有一堆的风凉话，也不知道是救火还是煽风点火。 我们没有很完美，我们也会吵架， 也会对对方处理一些事情方面有所不满。 但我可以骄傲的说我们绝对擅长公私分明， 事过境迁，我们可以真心坦然地一起吃饭。

And this is my elite group.

Well….Life got up got down…sometime we just need somebody to listen to us. I am damn lucky cuz I found mine one…They are not “somebody” but they are my ELITE hotdoggies! Woohooooo♥

She doesn't seems happy with the name - Chubby Hot. She prefers "Kimchi so hot"! but i don't care I shall name her Chubby Hot! I DON'T CARE!!!! There is always reason for a name like this! So, please don't blame me!!!!!! Hahahahahahaaa *evil laugh*

So, why Chubby Hot aka Pui Hot? People said picture speaks more than word! I have plenty of pictures so i will skip the word part! This gonna be a longer post!

When Chubby Hot took a picture IT MUST COMES WITH FOOD!!!! This is a package!! Don't believe? Scroll down!

FOOD!

FOOD AGAIN!

I told you right? FOOD!!!

She will not disappoint you with FOOD!!!

Any occasion...it always FOOD!!!

She won't give in if it involve with FOOD!!!

Feeling sad???? You just give her FOOD!!! Everything will be alright.. trust me!

AND Guiness Stout with FOOD!!!!! Peaceful world you have!

SEE!!!!!!!! Even her FB cover photo is FOOD!!!!!!!! I told you right????? So, Chubby Hot! We love you long long!!!!!

1 more intro to go!!!

Signing off!

-OkiHoT-

Generic Hot has been writing few post here. Wondering who the hell is this Generic Hot? Obviously, she has the journalist gene in her that writes those awesome posts in 4hotdoggies. What else? Any significant with her outlook to easily identify her? Ermmm... nop! That pretty justify why Generic Hot right? To compare with the others hotdoggies, she often said that she does not have a significant look. Lets see!

So, now you agree? Generic hot often gives people an impression that she is an ironwoman, strong, independant, brave, lansi, friendly & not friendly, fierce & etc. In conclusion, a woman who does not feel like a woman.

BUT!!!! *emergency brek sound effect you often heard in series*   Please don't judge a book by its cover! She has her feminine side as well! Among 4 of us, she love soft toys the most! She has a full bed of soft toys! Awwwww... I don't understand why do a human being need so much of soft toys!

And this piggy follows every where she goes!!!! Can u imagine an ironwoman carrying the piggy around?!!!

She scares of almost every insects, pet, animals which never on earth you would think that little creature would endanger you (For eg. very cute n fluffy little doggy) & fish too!

This is the time we discover she scared of the fish. Shout her lung out when the fish attack the bread we threw towards her. Immediately go back on the boat and be cameraman instead!! Actually that's our intention else no one could help us take picture while we were in the sea! hiak hiak hiak...

That's her feminine side that not much people would discover. To discover more of her, please send your resume to [email protected] now!

Till then, 2 more to come! Stay tune!

So all of us are going to attend a wedding dinner on 712 with the theme "Elegant". 

@#%!#$^& ELEGANT?! .. it's such a HUGE word to most of us. Well at least four of us were never quite close to this word of the average 28.25 years we've lived. 

And then one of our close friends, whom to us she could totally nail this "Elegant" theme said she doesn't know what to wear for the dinner. And we girls started to ignore about the existence of the guys in the chatroom and "bla" about our own problem we have with the word Elegant...

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And that's when a guy appeared and made a rational & logical point that shuts the girls up.. 

(with an awkward "haha" which we know he doesn't really mean "haha")

And so, Joel became the hero for the chatroom and that's how the conversation ends. 

p/s It's not Ah Lai's wedding dinner that we are attending like it says in the chat room title, just too lazy to get rid of it. However, we'll come to that story soon.. 

So in Lesson 1, we've learnt about the eligibility to become hotdoggies, but that's not all for sure. 

Maintaining this "relationship" is as "skillful" as you are in an actual bf-gf relationship. What more we are now in a long distance relationship. But there are things that we share and we do that keep our relationship last but at the same time keeping others scratching their heads, not knowing what they've got into. Here's a heads up for you if you happen to bump into the "group":

1. Laughing for no reason for 10 minutes or longer. When I say no reason, I mean No Reason. It could be at 12 midnight, it could be at a restaurant, it could be out of no where on the street.. just, anywhere, anytime, n when one starts laughing, the rest follows, and no, we are not Minions. 

2. Macam fighting tapi bukan. All i can say is, communication is an art. It's subjective. A good piece of art may look like rubbish to certain people, but could be priceless at the same time to another group of people. So if you come across any of us talking like we are having a big fight, don't be happy too soon... cause, nah... you won't get there. 

3. Creation of illusion for self satisfaction. This is deep, isn't it? Meh.. E.g. Different locations + Slight different hour but on the same day + SAME movie = We've watched the movie together! If you get what i mean... (creepy) 

4. My favorite of the day: Even if it dries up all our energy just to spend the maximum time together when we've finally met, it's simply way more "priceless" than any of the moments in the mastercard ads you could think of. World War Z isn't here if you see four zombies walking clueless-ly in Mid Valley. It's just, us being us. 

This is obviously a vain post. But i thought i should have this written down cause i do not want to forget any of these which used to happen, and it's still happening in my life. :)

To be eligible as one, 

1. Accept the fact that "hotdoggies" sounds pretty lame yet love being lame in this way

2. Be specific of what type of hotdogs you want to be, not something to be eaten of course. You can be generic, be chubby, be "kam mou" (golden hair", or having a 3D mole on your face...

3. Accept the fact that one of these hotdogs will report to you each time she got called from nature

4. Be prepared you will be haunted by one or more of these hotdogs, they are everywhere.. Whatsapp, Facebook, Tumblr, Kakao, WeChat, Line, SMS, call... (anytime)

5. My favourite - you smile or even laugh like an insane person regardless of being alone, walking on the street or driving when you think of the joke they've cracked, the next meet up with them, the things said that others might find it pointless & etc...

(...to be continued)

It's simply great to have people like these in our life, agree? :)