"Heya there, the name's 4B, and i'm Vesper's Morgue Director!~"
"My office is in the endless hallways but you'll find me ANYWHERE BUT!! I could be in area 1, or 2, hell, I COULD BE BEHIND YOU! …not like you wouldn't hear me coming."
"My main place of work is in area 3, vesper's ovens, my work entails pick up, inspection, and quality assurance of the VARIOUS corpses that appear in our Fortress of Happiness!"
"If y'all've uh, seen it, i've been looking for my cafeteria notes, they've misplaced for quite some time.. oops, y'know it really just seems like my brain only remembers what a spot looks like BEFORE i've placed an item of importance down haha… Object permanence am i right? Boy mine is bad."
"But hey! Feel free to ask me whatever! Tell me a song you like maybe… Or uh, you can talk to any of these guys of course, there will be a "masters post" soon. Haha, theres a lot of folks, oooh you wanna talk to them so bad before i tell you a "funfact"(usually morbid) :D"
"Thanks for listening to me here's a lollipop on your way out! :D" [4B hands you what appears to be melted and re-crystalized sugar. Upon closer smell, its a bit buttery]
