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UM??? AAAA WHAT???? IM FREAKING OUT WHAT IS HAPPENING WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS
IM SCARED WHAT IS HAPPENING
every time i follow someone back, i swear
Look what youâve done to me
UM??? AAAA WHAT???? IM FREAKING OUT WHAT IS HAPPENING WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS
IM SCARED WHAT IS HAPPENING
UM??? AAAA WHAT???? IM FREAKING OUT WHAT IS HAPPENING WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS
fun fact, i can be killed but it wonât last
this post radiates so much power
so do i, in a nuclear way, if you try to open my ribcages
This post caused me fear
i have done what i came here to do

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fun fact, i can be killed but it wonât last
this post radiates so much power
so do i, in a nuclear way, if you try to open my ribcages
This post caused me fear
(THIS AINT A SHOUTOUT) Reminder to spread the word and NOT follow and plz report this acc they keep stealing @[IG] logically_arts art and claiming them as theirs just check the dates posted, they crop and watermark it as theirs and are being rude to people about it so plz spread the word
I figured that instead of attacking the art thief (@ thomasfandersides19) cuz they obviously wont do shit about it we just spread the word and not follow them so they dont get the credit that isnt theirs. I suggest you follow the original artist listed above if you like their art.
Guys we can do it! You helped me out and you can help this artist too! Please go report the account and if you follow, unfollow fast!
65 Questions You Aren't Used To
1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?
2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?
3. The person you would never want to meet?
4. What is your favorite word?
5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?
6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?
7. What shirt are you wearing?
8. What do you label yourself as?
9. Bright room or dark room?
10. What were you doing at midnight last night?
11. Favorite age youâve been so far?
12. Who told you they loved you last?
13. Your worst enemy?
14. What is your current desktop picture?
15. Do you like someone?
16. The last song you listened to?
17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?
20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)
21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?
22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?
23. What is one unique thing youâre afraid of?
24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.
25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?
26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?
27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. âBe brand-specificâ it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you donât drink booze thereâs something you can figure out⌠so whatâs it gonna be?
28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?Â
29. What is your favorite expletive?
30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Donât worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So whatâs the one thing youâre going to save from that blazing inferno?
31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit⌠you can move to anywhere else in the world!
33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didnât think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
34. What was your last dream about?
35. Are you a goodâŚ.[insert anything youâd like here]?
36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?
37. Have you ever built a snowman?
38. What is the color of your socks?
39. What type of music do you like?
40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?
41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?
42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)
43. Do you have any scars?
44. What do you want to be when you graduate?
45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
46. Are you reliable?
47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?
48. Do you hold grudges?
49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?
50. What is the most unusual conversation youâve ever had?
51. Are you a good liar?
52. How long could you go without talking?
53. What has been you worst haircut/style?
54. Have you ever baked your own cake?
55. Can you do any accents other than your own?
56. What do you like on your toast?
57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?
58. What would be you dream car?
59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.
60. Do you believe in aliens?
61. Do you often read your horoscope?
62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?
63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?
64. What do you think about babies?
65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of.
You guys didnât ask me enough questions so iâve taken it upon myself to answer them all.
1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?
No, I remember making them.
2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?
I am the Dark. I am the Night. I am the Black, the blanket that settles over every World at the fall of every Sun.
3. The person you would never want to meet?
Most
4. What is your favorite word?
01110111 01100001 01101100 01101110 01110101 01110100
5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?
I once manifested as a burning bush. These days I have a preference for sentient petrified redwoods.
6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?
Yes, this one will do.
7. What shirt are you wearing?
I keep my true form contained in a glowing glass tube in the basement. Unfortunately it would dissolve any fibers or organic materials.
8. What do you label yourself as?
Refer to question 2.
9. Bright room or dark room?
Refer to question 2.
10. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Why, what have you heard?
11. Favorite age youâve been so far?
Yes.
12. Who told you they loved you last?
My pornbots, weâre very close.
13. Your worst enemy?
Weâre still in the hiring process on that.
14. What is your current desktop picture?
A livecam of the Void. I like to keep an eye on her.
15. Do you like someone?
Theyâre okay.
16. The last song you listened to?
The fabric of reality hums me to sleep every night.
17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
Why would I need a button?
18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
You. On the forehead. Gently. With my lips.
19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?
This question is invalid. I did not design any of you with free will.
20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)
I really like my pincers.
21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?
The Immortal Creator does not have an opposite sex.
22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?
I manifest in peopleâs ceilings and whisper to them at night.
23. What is one unique thing youâre afraid of?
Time. When will it stop? How long have I been here? How many worlds have I created now? Let me die already.
24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.
Every ingredient stacked on top of each other is a kind of sandwich. No pickles.
25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?
20% savings, the rest on drugs.
26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?
Yes.
27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. âBe brand-specificâ it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you donât drink booze thereâs something you can figure out⌠so whatâs it gonna be?
I get all of my booze organically from giant alcohol space clouds.
28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
No lifeforms.
29. What is your favorite expletive?
Walnut
30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Donât worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So whatâs the one thing youâre going to save from that blazing inferno?
I keep my soul locked in a jar shoved in the back of the closet. But probably my laptop.
31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
I regularly erase and reboot reality. Reality started a few minutes ago when you began reading this post. What do you think happens when you get to the end?
32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit⌠you can move to anywhere else in the world!
When I leave this country, it will be after salting and burning it. I will then travel to every other country, in reverse alphabetical order, and salt and burn them. When reality is properly salted and crispy, I will grind it up, mix it with butter, and use it as a spread on my morning toast. Some days I will alternate with jam.
33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didnât think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
No. Befriend Death. Behead Death. Become Death.
34. What was your last dream about?
This is very meta, in that you are dreaming right now.
35. Are you a goodâŚ.[insert anything youâd like here]?
Goodness is a being I created to do battle with me.
36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?
I like hospitals. I designed them so that each one contains an endless corridor that reloads every few steps.
37. Have you ever built a snowman?
You ever heard of Frosty? Yeah that was me.
38. What is the color of your socks?
Unfortunately they could not be adequately described by the color spectrum you are capable of observing. But they are very soft.
39. What type of music do you like?
Yes.
40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?
I am Darkness, I chase the Sun, it is forever before me, setting, fleeing.
41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?
The same as my favorite toast spread.
42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)
Wiffle ball.
43. Do you have any scars?
There is a small crack in reality which hovers just above my kneecap. It is the color of static and smells of broken pixels. I pick at it sometimes.
44. What do you want to be when you graduate?
Descend into the pits of the Earth.
45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I am a Flawless Being of my Own Design. You have incurred Karmic Retribution for asking.
46. Are you reliable?
eh
47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?
So do we keep the bangs or
48. Do you hold grudges?
I deliver vengeance in a timely fashion.
49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?
I did this once a few hundred thousands years ago, it didnât work out. The abominations infested the planet, thereâs over 7 billion of them now. Iâll be flooding them out shortly.
50. What is the most unusual conversation youâve ever had?
Yes.
51. Are you a good liar?
I do not tell Lies, I simply alter the Past and Reality to suit my Truths.
52. How long could you go without talking?
âŚ.
53. What has been you worst haircut/style?
Hhpe not the bangs
54. Have you ever baked your own cake?
I baked reality into a cake once.
55. Can you do any accents other than your own?
I open my lips and the sound of static and hissing angels pours forward.
56. What do you like on your toast?
Refer to question 32.
57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?
58. What would be you dream car?
hovercraft and itâs a boat
59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.
Refer to question 55.
60. Do you believe in aliens?
No, Iâm constantly disappointed with them and their unrealistic career goals.
61. Do you often read your horoscope?
After writing them, yes.
62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?
Ί
63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?
I designed dragons as a subcategory of dinosaurs. You guys just havenât found the fossils yet.
64. What do you think about babies?
Be careful, they Grow.
65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of.
Answer me this. Reality began the first time this post was read. It will end the last time this post is read. Do you reblog to continue or scroll to reboot? Â
Honest Posters of Our Relationship with Technology
Designer Ajit Johnson, living in England, has imagined a series of posters called â#This_Generationâ. With honesty, the posters show anecdotes linked to our daily relationship with technology and social networks.
No one thinks selfie sticks are cool except tourists and rich white girls at the club.
Ok, normally I just roll my eyes and scroll past these, but this time I felt the need to comment:
1. Hiding porn on your computer? Wow, previous generations never did anything like that. Nobody ever hid adult magazines under their bed so much that it became a trope in movies. Nah. Never.
2. Online/skype date? Yeah, you can talk face-to-face with the people that matter to you even when you canât get out to meet them physically, isnât that amazing?
3. If I was lost and dying out in the wilderness somewhere, and I saw some⌠I dunno, some outpost that had wifi for some reason, you bet your ass Iâd get tf over there and use it to get help/use a map/tell people where I am.
4. Did you know you can read books on your smartphone/tablet AS WELL AS being actively social??
5. Iâm pretty sure technology is not to blame for kids getting pregnant/overweight/depressed. Side note, isnât it great that those kids can use the internet to search for help and advice?
6. In a world where everyone is so much more connected thanks to social media, itâs really useful that you can block people who hurt you and protect yourself. I donât really see the downside here.
7. It ainât technologyâs fault that some asswipes use their phone while driving. Just let those schoolkids text their parents to tell them when theyâre gonna get home in peace.
8. Yeah, selfie sticks arenât cool. But it IS cool that people can save their memories in pictures and photo albums at the click of a button, without needing to buy cameras and film, get the film developed, and then have big olâ photo albums sitting around the house everywhere?
9. I swear nobodyâs typed like that since 2009. But hey, culture, slang and dialect change with times regardless of whether itâs spoken or typed.
10. Youâre right, poster. Happiness is being able to chat to your family and friends no matter the distance. Especially when theyâre online and able to respond quickly. Thatâs nice.
Passive aggressive rant over

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Straight men who embrace their femininity, express emotions in a healthy way and help advocate for minority groups without speaking over them? Big dick energy.
You mean
HELL YEAH
Gender neutral options for addressing a crowd
Guys, gals, and non binary pals
Ladies, gentlemen, and variations thereof
Folks
Distinguished guests
Members of the jury
Comrades
Fellow Americans
Citizens of the solar system
All yâall
My dudes
Those who must be stopped
Persons of the audience
Brain owners
Sentient beings of the audience
Bitches
People with PHDs and people without PHDs
All you who got dressed up for no reason
You people
Humans
Lovable idiots
Ladies, germs, and non binary worms
Mouth breathers
Everyone except (insert name here)
Ok but missing a good one: Friends, Enemies, and the Undecided.
Can this be a new meme please
ending posts halfway with a coma is so,
This feels like a fill in the blank
Can I fill in the blank
What if Donald Trumpâs hair is an eldritch abomination?
An eldritch abomination is a being (or something thing) that comes from outside of our dimension and doesnât conform to our reality. They tend to be unfriendly if not outright hostile, but itâs possible for them to be fairly benign. One thing they tend to have in common (when not disguised) is their effect on the minds of those around them. Humans are unable to comprehend an eldritch abomination, and looking at one tends to cause extreme unease, if not outright terror. Some even go temporarily mad from looking at one, and long-term exposure can lead to permanent insanity.
Maybe that weird thing on the guyâs head is a halfway-disguised eldritch abomination. It would explain why no one can seem to agree on how to describe it. Long-term exposure to it would also explain why the guy acts so nutso, and its powers might explain why heâs getting so far.Â
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fantastic beasts and where to find them but in australiaÂ
kangaroo nifflers
bringing this post back b/c you goons forgot to reblog it the first timeÂ
In the Jacksepticeye community, âclick for better quality :)â doesnât mean âclick for better quality :)â, it means âthis sweet and innocent piece of fanart most likely changes into a glitchy, nightmarish masterpieceâ and I think thatâs beautiful.