Enthusiasm will energize

Today during the dharma lesson, this wonderfully spoken and incredibly haunting old lady nun led us through a bit of yoga, but kept saying ghoulish directions like "notice where your spine is wedged into your pelvis" and "feel how each of your vertebrae lock together, follow the feeling through your shoulder girdle, through the humerous, radius and ulna and into your finger nails" all the while looking like she was speaking to a ghost in the room with us.

Last night was the most wounded ive ever gotten in a mosh pit i got punched in the head so hard i swear i heard a pop, and ive had a headache ever since, and i got kicked in the crotch so hard i had to step outside and regroup and really contemplate some life choices. All during a hardcore set that started with an insane mashup of the cowboy bebop opening and spongebob music.

Not only would i love you if you were a worm, id cut you into many chunks over and over so that some day i could have a beautiful worm harem full of hundreds of your lumbricus clones

Every day i think about, and am amazed by, my cis best friend's advice to just "fat it out" (get fat) in order to circumvent having to bind

All the bands i work for on their tours keep giving me commemorative shirts, which would be cool except theyre never regular free merch (except weird al thanks weird al) theyre always crew tshirts and in butt ugly crayon colors and i'm always working audio which keeps being this horrible shade of blue. I just want free merch so i can get an extra 20 bucks out of my shift reselling stuff 😁

Maybe im a guy who lobs all his hair off when in distress but its always a damn fine haircut

Somehow I got hired to travel to go work for post malone and jellyroll in some evil arkansas town 😭