siri, why does god allow suffering?

omg…

luann’s herman munster shoe dig

alex’s deranged photo shoot with kelly

when bethenny was like “and you’re here because why?” nbhgvfcbn

heather yelling “get up!!!!” at luann and yanking the curtains open

bethenny and carole walking through jules house in the hamptons hbgvfcvgb

heather and bethenny in the berkshires

the ramona/john confrontation at that party where luann’s ex was DRUNK

sonja making all of the girls wait outside jnhbgfctdxcfv

kristen trying to talk to bethenny about the nail polish

bethenny’s “biggest whore in macy’s window” comment

tinsley in full high whore shirley temple squalling about how miserable she is

aviva’s leg throw being on the kelly file

carole’s reactions to dorinda whenever she would go off jnhbgvfcvgb

ramona opening the entire series with “i’m proud of being sexy!” (season 1)

alex demanding the group ask her if she had any regrets just so she could reply “i regret nothing” during the reunion (season 1)

jill helping bethenny look for an apartment (season 1)

bethenny commenting how luann put on her “fag hat” for the hamptons tea dance (season 2)

jill’s apartment renovation (season 2)

ramona/jill/bethenny’s argument about ramona writing on her blog that men “won’t buy the cow if they get the milk for free” in reference to bethenny (season 2)

the entire three-episode arc documenting ~scary island~ (season 3)

aviva saying she expected a banner when she arrived in st. barts that read “welcome, aviva, you did it, rah rah.” (season 5)

heather screaming in luann’s house in the hamptons “don’t tell me nothing, mother fucker!” at that chick amanda who was aviva’s “friend” (season 6)

it bears repeating: the entire leg toss at the ~team sonja~ party [heather: “i would like to go home tonight, and this is not worth my time”… carole: “*turns around, throws her hand up* “i’m done.”] (season 6)

sonja doing squats in high heels alone at the turks and caicos after getting in a fight with the entire house: “i’m sick of being nice to you!” (season 7)

how everyone hugged each other at the end of the season 7 reunion… except for carole and luann (season 7) 

dorinda’s “bra party” (season 8)

luann’s 420 moment during her fight with bethenny in the berkshires and her asking “how do you spell pedophile?” while sending a voice-to-text to carole (season 8)

sonja’s taglines “there’s nothing grey about my gardens” (season 9) + “people call me over the top, but lately, i prefer being a bottom” (season 11)

dorinda and sonja fighting in the italian restaurant in the bronx: “"i have your papers for fraud, honey!… CLIP! CLIP! CLIP!” (season 9) 

omg…

luann’s herman munster shoe dig

alex’s deranged photo shoot with kelly

when bethenny was like “and you’re here because why?” nbhgvfcbn

heather yelling “get up!!!!” at luann and yanking the curtains open

bethenny and carole walking through jules house in the hamptons hbgvfcvgb

heather and bethenny in the berkshires

the ramona/john confrontation at that party where luann’s ex was DRUNK

sonja making all of the girls wait outside jnhbgfctdxcfv

kristen trying to talk to bethenny about the nail polish

bethenny’s “biggest whore in macy’s window” comment

tinsley in full high whore shirley temple squalling about how miserable she is

aviva’s leg throw being on the kelly file

carole’s reactions to dorinda whenever she would go off jnhbgvfcvgb