Uninstalling

the fact that moray eels have a pharyngeal jaw that they can just…..move from the back of their throat is pretty fucking awesome but also terrifying. moray eels are filed under “sea creatures who i respect from a distance and that distance being on land from behind my computer screen”

#when the jaws open wide and theres more jaws in side thats a moray via @frogbong

I thought this was funnier than I should have

These are by @emmyc Emmy Cicierega

While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a clapping, As of ass cheeks gently clapping, clapping at my chamber door.

“tis a visitor,” i muttered, “dummy thicc, and nothing more”

Aren’t Phineas and Ferb a little young to kill Thanos?

Yes, yes they are

I’m at the “we’ll see” stage in my life. With everything and everyone. We will see.

This has absolutely no right going off as hard as it does

Tetris taught us that achievements don’t last and errors pile up

Kinda done, kinda tired, Kinda wanna die, kinda wanna start over and then kinda don’t give a fuck lol

You never really gave a shit about me right?

Maybe I should just keep quiet