eggbed

im not "normal" i play video games and have a dog!

The clip where the guy goes "Ive abandoned my child! Ive abandoned my boy!" but he messes up and goes "Aw guys can we try again from the top?" and he blushes and gets flustered

"Aphex twin's day off" is my childrens storybook about what happens when Aphex twin takes the day off. Please buy it for 24.99 at your local bookstore when it comes out on my birth day

I wouldn't even go into the air lock in space. Just knowing what it could do, what it's capable of, I would be terrified.

Who wrote Bingo was his name O?

New smiling meta ---> More teeth, less tongue

Watched pizza movie and it was good. I just wish there was more pizza and it could come out of the screen to greet me. Like say Hi.

Dont lie to me dont lie to me dont lie to me *throws coin in ocean* *sea serpent appears* "what is your wish" Gum

"That doesnt bother me what bothers me is the SNAKEEEEEEE!!!" pit of snakes opens below and i fall into pit of snakes

Gaave a guy his pizza wrong and i heard him mutter "pawns in my game..." as he walked away and slammed into the glass door so hard his car alarm started goig off

if ibuprofen had a fandom i would be an avid yet passive observer

I never delete anything I do because I'm just so proud of myself. I'm just so proud and I never really regretted anything i said. Even my tweets when i was a 1 year old I don't even care

amateur our is are

i quote things ive said only to myself in pitch white insane person rooms like other people said them and when people ask me who said them i just say whatever the wikipedia article of the day is