My Shit Blog

There are three things that I've learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin.

Janet was going to commit me, and that hand was going to do evil things, but now it's a conduit for the musical prowess of REO Speedwagon...anyway, I gotta go change my pad, and you gotta get upstairs because they're going to be home soon.

Thank you for being nice to me when no one else was. I did notice. It's just that your mom was so heinous that I'd already decided you were, too. You're the type of person who usually bullies me or looks right through me. But you didn't. You actually went out of your way to try to tell people I was part of your family. You really actually wanted me to be your sister. You are, you know? You are my sister. You're a great person, Taff. And I'm sorry I hurt you. I love you.