they say it makes you crazy

mourning your not-dead girlfriend cause you ate a too ripe peach and got reminded of things

was on the phone with my husband he said why are you giggling so much and i said i really do not want to explain this one to you

all these actors are pissing me off none of your characters are about to see mike or el on my fanfic bullshit you're all dead now you died in a bear attack. all dead. nothing we can do you all died

none of you get to see their daughter who has an emo phase in 2009. or beats you with the SCHWING fold out plastic lightsabers. or was a tumblr girlie in 2014. YOU DONT GET HER ANYMORE

your number one priority should be your tumblr mutual. your second priority nothing. there is nothing else

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing