babe you haven't killed anyone in 24 hours. are you sure you're feeling okay?

happy marx beam monday.

spraying my followers with my marx beam on this fine marx beam monday

Reblog and put in the tags why you wouldn't survive in a horror movie

Currently weirdly obsessed with pictures of Gerard with female fans that make them look like they're just gals on a night out

[id: A heavily distorted image of Shrek taking a photo with a wide-lensed camera. The caption reads: “*snap* Yep, this one’s going in my cringe compilation.” end id.]

I’m not ableist, I just bully people who don’t understand sarcasm :) and people who can’t pick up on social cues :) and people who stutter :) and people who talk too much :) and people who get nervous easily :) and people with a short temper :) and people who show any signs of neurodivergency aside from occasionally mentioning taking meds :)