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How to seduce your mom! A guide…

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1. Start out slowly by giving her compliments … Tell her “that dress really looks pretty, Mom”. Does she paint her toes or wear sexy shoes? Tell her she has pretty toes and she looks sexy [with] them.

2. When you kiss her make the kisses gradually longer; this should send a message.

A prolonged kiss on the mouth can be a way for a son to communicate to his mom that he’s sexually attracted to her, and wants to have an incestuous relationship.

3. Jack off when you know she’s near, possibly with your bedroom or bathroom door partially open. This is another good sign if you are certain she heard you.

4. Get her used to being touched by you; then, when you are certain that she is completely comfortable with that, you can very gradually begin to increase the intimacy and take things in the direction you want to go … But one false move on your part, and you will be back way beyond Square One. If she gets the idea that you are trying to seduce her before she is ready to be seduced, you may never get a second chance.

5. Take a bath. Wrap a towel around [yourself] and go talk to your mother. Throw away the towel accidentally … and give a show [of yourself] to your mother.

6. START TICKLING HER! GET A TOUCH OF HER BREASTS.

7. When she is washing the dishes (or something like that), [come] from behind, put your hands on her shoulders, and start kissing her. Give her 2 or 3 kisses, and then press your obvious hard-on at her butt!

It’s natural for a son to demonstrate affection to his mom … and this can be “intensified” to demonstrate sexual interest.

8. Accidentally, introduce her to the topic of Incest. Have [some] reading material about general sex, incest, and other sexuality at the location of discussion. First talk about general sex to get her a little aroused. Next, talk about homosexuality and, soon, incest. Try to extract any of her attitudes towards, or values about, incest.

9. Try leaving a very wet, very personal message in her bra and panties. …

10. Give a massage. When I massage her back, she lies on her tummy, and then I climb on top of her. I position myself so that my cock has contact with her butt. While I massage her back, I rub my cock on her butt cheeks. Try wearing only your underwear.

11. Move around the house wearing only your underwear.

12. [In] the morning, go to the kitchen with a hard on. Stay in front of her until she notices it.

13. On a very special day (birthday, Mothers Day, etc.) kiss her on the lips.

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Chandra Vargas

new address….will keep Tumblr account “open” for a little while to assist any of you guys who wish to “chat” for the immediate future!

Some good news, I’ve been talking to two developers now and got them working together, we just had a meeting with the guys behind an existing large (millions of users) site similar to Tumblr, with a vibrant and open-minded community, and more importantly, it has open-minded owners who believe in free speech. They think we can get something done here to rescue the whole community.

I’m not allowed to reveal the site name yet. I can tell you it’s mainstream, open to everyone, open-minded and welcoming. (It’s not WordPress or any site owned by Facebook or Twitter. It’s not Pillowfort, that’s in closed beta. It’s not Ello, that’s mainly for artists. It’s not kinkspace or fetlife, those are too specialist. It’s not jux, that seems to be closed. It’s not Soup, that seems still in development and too small.)

One of the reasons for delaying the announcement for next few days is they don’t want a “land grab” where people take the names of current popular Tumblr users over there (cyber squatting). So they are looking at ways for existing Tumblr users to keep the same names on the new site.

More info over the days to come.

The plan is, broadly:

1. By December 9th, announcement of the new site and how to secure your username there

2. By December 10th, an online tool for bloggers to copy their existing content to the new site automatically, with the same tags and captions.

3. Bloggers will need to copy their content across between December 10th and December 17th if they want to use the automatic tool.

4. My understanding is that after December 17th there will be no public access to any “flagged” posts on Tumblr, but the original poster will still be able to see the flagged post (for a short time at least). Therefore, the original poster may still be able to manually download a post to their own PC or phone, after December 17th, and manually upload it to the other site. But if you have lots of posts that will take a long time, it will be better to use the automatic tool before December 17th.

Please understand that these dates are approximate and may change for technical or other reasons.

There may be a few rough edges or not so perfect looking site design on the transfer tool. Everyone is doing their best. The main goal here is to help as many people as possible preserve access to their content, in the short space of time Tumblr has allowed us, and preserve as much as possible of the Tumblr community spirit somewhere new.

The new site will cater for photo, GIF, text and html posts. It will not offer video and audio posts, due to cost reasons - maybe in future, but for now you will need to preserve video and audio content yourself in some other place.

If your Tumblr blog has a mixture of original content and reblogs, or all reblogs, all of that can be copied over to the new site. Reblogs will become “your” original content if nobody else posted them yet, otherwise they will be shown as reblogs. The devs are looking at ways to preserve attribution of reblogs back to the original Tumblr poster, if that person also moves to the new site.

Important: your Likes cannot be copied from Tumblr to the new site. You will have to go find the same posts again on the new site, and like them afresh.

(Similarly, existing reblog comments, asks, messages and other user interaction on Tumblr cannot be copied to the new site - that’s just too much to do, in the short time available.)

If you want to preserve any of your existing Liked posts on Tumblr, you will need to either: (1) download the post to your own PC, or: (2A) reblog it now to your own Tumblr blog, and then (2B) use the automatic tool, before December 17th, to move your whole Tumblr blog across to the new site.

If you have Liked a lot of posts here on Tumblr, the gridllr.com webapp should be able to help you do steps 1 and 2A quickly, I mean download or reblog.

(Someone complained to me today about the appearance of Gridllr on a phone. It’s best to use Gridllr on a PC, Mac or Tablet with a large screen.)

If you have liked a post here on Tumblr and the original poster decides to delete it, or even to delete their entire blog, some time before December 17th, then that post will be permanently lost. So if you want to be sure to preserve any of your Liked posts, you should best download or reblog as soon as possible. If it’s reblogged to your own blog it is safe from deletion, at least for next few days.

I can’t believe this page got up to 55,000 followers. I never thought so many people would appreciate my pervy thoughts. It’s been great, I’ve had a lot of conversations with tons of people and I have seen tons of nudes and for that I am very thankful.

My driving force behind this page and kinda my thesis, was raunchy stuff turns us on, it gets us hard, it makes us wet, but in society we can’t talk about the weird stuff that gets us off because its taboo.

You can’t talk to your buddies about your sisters fat ass. If you tell your buddy how bad you want to bang his mom he will hit you. Most of us pervs are in vanilla relationships because we cant talk to our partners about the deep dark parts of our sexuality. So I made this page to get people talking about some twisted sexual desires they have to suppress and cant even mention in daily life. I’ve had 1,000′s of convos with you pervs. I also, have 1,000′s of nudes from my lady followers (don’t worry ladies, they’re safely stored and will stay that way).

I am going to miss this, as I reflect on my time here undoubtedly the best part of this experience was being able to talk to people about things we just cant talk about in our daily lives. I’ll miss that. It’s not over, I’m going to try to export as much content from my pages as possible but I don’t know where to post it (any advice about where to go from here is greatly appreciated).

The thing is we are going to disperse, I don’t see all of us migrating to the same site. I will try to communicate where you can find me once I figure that out. If you liked my content, I’d appreciate it if you save your favorite GIF sets and pics (my stuff is all tagged Jhoriginal) and post them where ever it is you end up. I will be accelerating my new content being posted now that the clock is ticking.

You can find my stuff on all my pages

My blogs:

Taboo/Incest

Mainstream     Porn

Softcore

Shemales

Mature     Women

Extreme     Porn

Porn Star Data     Base

Pornstar Selfies

Hot     Amateurs

Celebrity     nudes & Fakes

All of My Original Content

Most importantly, ladies times running out. If you still haven’t shown me your titties, ass, and pussy don’t miss this opportunity.

Thanks for bustin’ nuts with me

I started a kik group jhaftstrokes join to find out where i take my content. I probably won’t be too chatty cause I’m busy so don’t be disappointed I’m not too chatty. Please don’t PM me, unless your a chick who wants to show me her body.

Jhaftstrokes is my snap. Updating there too.