Bernard: You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.

Markell: We don’t need your particular skill set for this mission.

Bernard: Meaning you don’t need anyone killed, maimed, or robbed.

Thurston: There’s three ways to do things, the right way, the wrong way, and the Bernard’s way.

Loki: Isn’t that just the wrong way?

2p Sweden taught 2p Norway how to use a sword when they were younger.

They still fight with them now and then for fun. And it can get kinda violent. And bloody. Give them a lot of space unless you want it to be your blood.

Whenever he starts singing along to them:

2p Sweden sings with him because it can be fun, 2p Denmark tunes out, 2p Finland gets pissed off and will probably either shoot something or turn his own music up really loud. 2p Norway feigns annoyance (really he quite likes them himself, not to the extent of Iceland though - and Iceland keeps directing the songs at him, distressingly enough.)

(( hello! I'm the one who posted the 2p sweden and 2p Norway divorce thingy? Recognize me, or not? Eh, anyway, use it or not, it's fine either way. And don't forget my name this time. Bye!))

/ ah! I like that headcanon! Submitted by @2pfiorello

Thurston: give me the name and I'll make it a corpse.

Thurston: "Then why are you holding a mace?"

Egil: "It's a morning star."

Loki: "Shush shush shush, this is how I channel my love into rage."

Thurston: "....."

Markell: "Why rage?"

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;-; Y'know, that I can get behind

I mean there's also a bunch of dark stuff in that head of his.

But paranoia that he'll lose everyone is probably somewhere.

Submitted by @2pfiorello

Loki: Alive!

Egil: Fine.

2p! Norway actually considered 2p! Sweden a decent friend after their second divorce, it is just awkward because neither know what to say.

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