Secondhand Embarrassment

PEOPLE WHO STILL CANNOT UNDERSTAND YOUR/YOU'RE AND OTHER BASIC GRAMMATICAL PRINCIPLES:

"YEAH, I DON'T REALLY LIKE ANIMALS."

PEOPLE WHO KEEP ASKING IF YOU'RE OKAY:

WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO TALK TO ME BEFORE I'VE HAD COFFEE:

"I MEAN, IT'S A FREE COUNTRY"

"SERIOUSLY, WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN?"

WHEN I DROP MY PHONE:

WHEN SOMEONE KEEPS INTERRUPTING MY MOVIE:

WHEN I HAVE TO BE OUTSIDE BUT BUGS KEEP FLYING AT MY FACE:

WHEN I KNOW A REALLY GOOD SECRET:

WHEN SOMEONE WON'T STOP CLICKING THEIR PEN IN LECTURE:

WHEN I'M DEPRESSED AND HAVE TOO MUCH TO DRINK:

WHY I REFUSE TO EAT OUTSIDE IN THE CITY:

MY FUTURE MATCH.COM PROFILE:

WHEN I'M SUPPOSED TO MEET SOMEONE BUT THEY'RE RUNNING LATE:

WHEN I'M THE THIRD WHEEL AND I CAN'T GET A WORD IN: