family: “why are you just sitting in ur room smiling at ur phone?”
me who’s been reading smut about fictional characters for the past 6 hours:
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Origami Around
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family: “why are you just sitting in ur room smiling at ur phone?”
me who’s been reading smut about fictional characters for the past 6 hours:

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I think people assume being a monster fucker all your fantasies about monsters are sexual. In reality at least half of the time I’m like “if I was fucking a dragon I would NOT have to scrape ice off my windshield like this. This is bull shit”
hear me out…
“Hear me out” and it’s the most conventionally attractive alien father figure you’ve ever seen
Me: yeah we're tying the knot next week
Werewolf fiance who's never heard that phrase: we're going to what

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Readers when the hot alien/monster wants to take them to their planet, sex them up with their unique schlongs, knock them up, and treat them like royalty for the rest of their lives:

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WHY IS THERE A LEGO AXE ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR
To protect you from the lego monsters
post: anything to do with cowboys
100, thousand people: Fallout: New Vegas (2010)
100, thousand other people: the guy from overwatch i dont know his name he’s the cowboy one
This is tiny cowboy from Night at the Museum erasure
Why did you write the fucking numbers like that

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PLEASE JUST SHOW ME THE CASSEROLE RECIPE
For a split second my dumbass thought the Fukushima nuclear accident had fried the rice
my beautiful twisted dark academia wraps