The Unofficial 2D

But now's our curtain call

So hold for the applause, oh

And wave out to the crowd,

And take our final bow

Oh, it's our time to go,

UberWeed™

cable phases out

plant based continues to hit the mainstream, leading to a revitalization of the ‘can plants feel pain’ debate, but this time in like, actual federal court

apple and google combine, becoming the ultimate monopoly, any type of private information is now fair game for selling to advertisers but everyone just kind of goes with it

trump dies of a heart attack, piss-on-his-grave parties are arranged through whatever platform replaces facebook

i forgot to mention, facebook gets shut down both because of data privacy issues and also because nobody fucking uses facebook anymore

because of this another company buys IG and completely fucks it

twitter unveils ‘business profiles’ similar to IGs but they’re basically altogether pointless

The news of the death of Chadwick Boseman feels devastating. Not only because he was so young, on the cusp of even greater stardom, but that he always communicated such humility and grace and kindness. The fact that he battled his cancer in private also speaks to those qualities of quiet strength and immeasurable dignity. It’s a tragic reminder that we never know the secret pain someone is enduring; the will power they must summon sometimes just to make it through the day. Rest in peace Chadwick, and thank you for leaving so much of your talent and beauty behind. The roles you played and your remarkable courage will inspire generations to follow.