WELCOME!! This is my sideblog so I don’t accidentally rpf too close to the sun on main (and also so I can talk about gay sex. Yay!)
DNI if you’re a minor or ageless blog. I will block you.
If you’re a blog that interacts with main/is sfw/has minors follow you PLEASE don’t reblog my posts to your account, even if the post itself is sfw. I do not want my account to be exposed to minors + main. You are ofc welcome to interact! Just don’t reblog my stuff to your sfw/main account thank youuu!! If you do I will block you.
You can call me Remi :3
Adult | They/Them
Will mostly center around pangi and beefsalad because. I love them. Very much.
But also I talk a lot about mcsr in general and dabble in ls occasionally
If you have any thoughts at all, send me an ask! I love talking to people about fun things :3
Ask preferences + tags (kinda) + more info below the cut
Things I would rather not talk about (so please don’t send asks about them):
-scat
-raceplay
-feeder
-detrans
-watersports
-underage
Things I’m iffy on/it depends on the situation (you can send asks about these but there may be a chance I don’t answer):
-necro (depends, I’m chill about it in a Minecraft context though, but rpf is a bit more iffy)
-emeto
-heavy painplay
Other than that, go wild. Assume everything not listed is fair game! If you’re unsure about anything at all, just ask! My DMs are always open for my fellow freaks <3 even if you don’t have a question and just want to say hi or talk about some of your thoughts you are more than welcome too
Tags:
#asks -> responses to asks
#2c.remi -> a tag I use when personal hornyposting to block if you’re not interested
when tagging people I use cc. for content creators and c. for characters but I’m bad at it and forget and just say cc. most of the time.
I also try my best to tag for harder kinks, but sometimes I miss some so proceed with caution.
I am not looking for a committed romantic relationship or anything but feel free to get sexual and freaky in my dms + asks if you wanna :3 I love being freaky on the internet :3
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at this rate you might earn an award for yourself (didn't hornypost on the shared hornyposting awards blog). that is if you can keep it up without failure
LMFAO this is like when you get last place in a race as a kid but you still get a participation ribbon. “Congrats Remi! You went a full month without accidentally posting on the wrong blog! Good job :))”
At a crowded bar or cafe you shyly ask if you can join me because I have the only free seat available, and I tell you that's fine, you can sit with me
But when you go to move to the chair I say, "No, that seat's taken, you can sit over here," and then click my fingers and point at the floor next to me
You hesitate, confused and flustered, and then I say, "Sit," and you're on the ground before you realise, watching me smirk down at you
I need to get railed. Pull me into position by my leash, pin me down and fuck me into the mattress. Fuck me into a stupid moaning mess that can only think of how good it feels to get fucked. Use my holes for stress relief and melt my brain with praise. Tell me what a good toy I am.
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i want a bone gag in my mouth and my legs tied so they are spread out and my hands behind my back and i want a vibe pressed to my puppy cunt while my owner makes me cum over and over and all i can do is moan and drool
I don’t want to admit how many times I’ve nearly accidentally hornyposted on the nsfwmcytblr awards account before realizing that it’s not the right account and the very last moment
Thinking about 7Hax mutual non-con and trying to figure out who the person making them do it would be. It could just be a random off the street, or a member of HBG (Many possibilities), even Mongey. (Although I think Mongey being there to take care of them in the aftermath is hot. Sorry I have a caretaking kink.) Decisions decisions.
If Fulham is the member of HBG setting everything up. I think it'd be for LFI 2. And Mongey is there, obviously, he's invited as the previous runner-up. And he's dragged away by other thing, tech issues, other streamers who just dont know. Which gives Fulham his chance to act. And when Mongeys trying to find Hax and Rowl because they're hanging out afterwards, he just finds them crying, covered in each other's cum and naked. And everyone's so embarrassed by what they just happened. But Mongey like. Goes to grab a bunch of wipes and other people's hoodies so they can get clean and covered and then they can talk.
Maybe they call/text Mongey. Ask him to come despite the shame. All while being afraid because the of blackmail and threats and they look so pathetic right now. But also it's Mongey, their best friend.
Still thinking about this. How do they even continue streaming after this.
They're dynamic isn't ruined but it's changed. Rowl is so afraid of bossing Hax about, of teasing him, because he had to order Hax about while raping him because otherwise god knows what Fulham would have done. Hax who used to be annoying and loud suddenly stops pushing Rowls buttons. He's already assuring Rowl when he starts tilting.
When Fulhams on the main stream, during playoffs, they just click off. Hax during NRI goes to check the main stream but Mongey sends a chat message saying Fulham's commentating and Hax stops.
Fans notice, of course, but what can any of the Mores do? Maybe they could do a call-out if it was anyone else but HBG has Fulham's back. When he was making them have sex, he implied HBG were waiting for this video, had to wanted to see the two of them so vulnerable. They'd need the other runners support and it's likely to backfire as them spreading rumours.
They don't have proof, anything like a rape kit would incriminate each other. It's been too long by this point anyways. There's no messages, it was in person, no CCTV (Fulham made sure of that). The only proof is the video, which is on Fulham's camera where he talks. And they don't really want the blackmail to actually be released. The only other witness is Mongey, who didn't really see the rape, and is Hax and Rowls friend so of course he'd vouch for them.
What do you do. They'd go back and forth with each other and Mongey about it for hours, who do they tell first. Do they go to the police. Just. They hadn't planned to do anything but it just seems so important, especially as more LANs start happening.
you want to be mindless? well then you never get to talk again. you never get to make another decision for your entire life. you didn't read the fine print when you asked for me to take away your thoughts and that isn't my problem, mutt. now bark :)
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Someone forcing Doog down on all fours. When Doog acts confused, asks them what’s going on, they sigh. “Puppies can’t use human words,” they tell him, “they bark.” But Doog refuses to bark. It’s embarrassing… and he still doesn’t really know what’s going on… but that’s okay! His new owner will train him so well, teach him everything a good puppy should know. And his owner’s first step in training him is to stop him from using human words. Keeping a bone gag in his mouth at all times, so the only sounds he can make are his pretty whines and moans that they love so much.
But their puppy is still confused about his role as a puppy… they catch him walking on two legs all the time and its getting tiring to constantly have to push him to all fours, so they fix that too! Binding his wrists to his shoulders and ankles to his thighs so he can only walk on all fours…
They continue slowly moulding him into the perfect puppy for them… getting him a cage to stay in when they’re not around, getting him a nice and pretty collar so he knows who he belongs to… keeping Doog leashed when he’s out of his cage just so they can keep a good eye on him <3
this might be a me only thing but i get off to the thought of my oomf and rowl fucking. like not even with me. but just the two of them. and i get off to the thought of mongey and rowl and hax fucking too but like not as much as i do to rowl and oomf
Every top runner is invited to participate, and for the seeding matches they get slipped aphrodisiacs into their food and locked in a room.
The ten people who come the most get eliminated, and don’t get to participate in the rest or the tournament, while the lowest seeded players are those who came the most other than those ten. The 1 seed is the person who came the least.
They get told all of this before being locked in the room so everyone tries to gang up on the stronger players like Hax, Infume, Fein, etc. trying to make them come as many times as possible to eliminate them from the tournament, or at least knock them to a lower seed
But the aphrodisiacs are sooo strong that once they kick in properly, everyone’s already forgot about the stakes. They don’t remember why they’re all surrounding Infume, but he looks soooo desperate, panting underneath them, face all flushed, and they can’t help but fuck him nonstop, not caring how many times they come in the process <3
Ok. I thought about beefsalad horny out of their mind and so so desperate and needy, surrounded by a bunch of runners desperate to get off and ruin them and I blacked out. ough.
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HaxGGs giggly drunk sex. Where Max gets hard and is so trying to run away and deal with it but Hax notices. He's only tipsy, at his own insistance, but he offers to help Max. That's what friends do right? Like, that's what Max would do with his other friends. And they're sooo fucking around. Trying to find out what they're comfortable doing (handjob) together and Hax us also hard but won't let Max do anything and Max is whiny and pitiful about it but can't do anything because that'd make Hax gay. Then do make out after that though
Hi Saturn!!! What'd you think about a playdate between kitty Hax and puppy Max?
hiii sun!!
it would take like forever for hax to be comfortable with being kitty in an actual petplay scenario but they both could have so so much fun when he finally lets himself do it. it's not that hax don't want or don't get the appeal of it. it's just that it sounds like something so different and so much and he cannot be like that. like surely people do it and that's whatever but like. that's not normal so he can't. And it takes forever for him to acclimate himself to people being like that around him for him to accept the feeling that maybe he kinda wants to do it as well.
so at first he would have to just see max being a puppy and a kitten. baby steps like hanging out at max and melinks flat and see him just sitting at her feet on the floor and petting pets on occasion. barking instead of talking for a little bit. pretending to bite to call attention. or being a kitten for lexie and niran. just playing with cat and dog toys and being able to be both a good boy and a little shit like he usually is but not even having to be a human for this. just a pet.
so after that he feels used to it enough to be alone with kitty max. or maxine. it changes sometimes (another thing to get used to). and it can be so much fun. Not even sexual fun it is genuinely playing with toys and getting on laughing fits with max about the absurd of some of the things he does as a pet. type of guy to genuinely steal a shoe as a dog just to piss off and baffle his owner.
and they get to the point where max can just be a kitty with hax and meow at him and hax will be meowing back. petting him and leaving kisses on his hair and face when he is being is being a cute cat that slowly devolves indo kissing him on the mouth and then both of them making out while max is still a a cat or a dog and still acts a bit like one during it.
so yeah eventually hax gets real comfortable with it to consider how he too would like to be a cat sometimes. he is still so embarrassed when he tells it to max. and so so adamant that only max can see him like that and no one can know other than maybe a few close friends on the future. (doing more public or collective stuff like max does is still so scary)
so he gets to be a kitty with human max one day. and he is soooo stiff and shy about actually letting his mind float into kitty space. his meows are more like a human saying the word 'meow' than an actual cat sound. but max is locked in on making it a good experience and not scare hax off of trying new things. what does the most for hax is being able to just hear max referring to him as his cute cat. it does more than anything hax himself is doing. being called a kitten. having max put his own collar around haxs neck. just bumping his face on his hands and asking for pets like cats do and actually getting them. felling owned and adored and someone's. max's.
they talk about it after. he has heard max talk about what he likes about petplay (being able to not feel shame. feeling free to pester his friends or lover and it not being too much or 'not appropriate'. making them laugh and coo at him and getting love from all of this). but now he gets to also grapple with what in it that he himself likes. and hear that it is okay that it's different from the two of them. healthy even. and that max is so so willing to give him what he needs from it.
from there on kitten hax also becomes a recurrent thing for them. even long distance (since hax can't go to brighton as often). and it starts to merge into their sex life as well. getting called a kitten mid sex and not saying a single word during it besides purring and meowing. having max be his puppy and both fuck him as well as let max mount him or hump his leg. teaching him commands or thinking of punishments or treats for when he pulls up some crazy bulshit behavior.
the idea of having a playdate where both of them can be pets is on the front of both of their minds for a while before they actually plan on how to do it. it would be easier with a third person as their designated human but hax is not comfortable with that. so they scrap that idea. at the end it is just puppy max and kitty hax. they play with toys, they make noises together, they run around, and max is being his usual energetic self as always but hax has also grown confident so he can scratch at him sometimes to put him in place. they playfight about it and at the end it's no longer a fight but a kitten being pinned down by a horny and giggly puppy who is licking and kissing him all over. and both could not be happier.
