can’t stop, won’t stop

The 4pm bird gets the weird and fucked up spider

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

This 'jacking off' idea you mentioned sounds intriguing. Have your people call my people

in film school they’ll tell you that actors stand close to each other in old movies because the aspect ratio is different and they have less room. however, this is not true. they stand close to each other because they’re all playing closeted gay men who want to kiss

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

black sails season 2 is the best season of television ever made. in a single episode you have civil war breaking out among the pirates and politics being reinvented by people who’ve divorced themselves from civilization. the b plot is polyamory drama not dissimilar to the kind that can be found on bravo tv and features crazy lesbian sex but also some guy is there. interspersed in all of this are flashbacks of one of the most beautiful and tragic queer love stories you’ve ever seen. and to top it all off, billy bones comes back from the dead. the perfect show in every way