can’t stop, won’t stop

"chekhov's gun" my ass. he used a phaser.

can't stop thinking about how "dark and gritty treasure island prequel" sounds like the premise to the worst show ever aired but it's literally good. goes to show that nothing is for certain in this life

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

somebody get that girl a large sized beverage before she loses it completely

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

ser. på dig

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

*trying to remember the word "masturbatory"* that argument is a sort of conceptual fleshlight

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

it doesnt make sense that a penis would get bigger if yoiu jerk it off youre literally compressing it. go crumple a can rn and tell me its bigger im not buying this narrative

Okay So .. This is What Casual Misandry Looks Like Everybody

im trying to go pro if anyone has any tips