hello hello good morning ren!! thank you for the asks i’m still thinking of bartytuney like the appeal is that on the surface they seem like a ballet girl punk boy which is… overdone. not interesting. but in my mind this isn’t a muggle au like they run into each other when bcj is picking pandora up from somewhere in the muggle world like a carnival or something and petunia (on a break from vernon, sort of drunk, with her friends) says something really biting and he immediately whips around with a grin. it’s the fleabag “so what do you do” (fleabag leaves) “fuck you then”. they run into each other when he’s smoking outside her ballet school and he’s like oh you’re that girl who was bitching about her ex. and she’s like i don’t remember you who tf are you.

i think it’d be interesting for barty to put together oh shit she’s lilys sister. she’s sort of vicious and evil with it. she doesn’t know he’s a wizard and he’s lying and keeping it that way for statue of secrecy reasons but also because he is a blood supremacist. if she ever found out they’d have a huge blowup fight and break up.

i think they never “date” but they are together for like 4 months where they both sort of have their own lives and friends and bcj shows up to her house in the middle of the night and at first she spends like 2 hours ranting about vernon and he having never met vernon is like “he sounds like an absolute tool fuck him.” and for a while petunia is back with vernon when they’re hooking up but it’s still sort of non conmittal and they both have this sort of deep underlying poison and wanting in each other that they recognise. anyway i have to ponder some more but these are my thoughts

Frank/Alice