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I don’t want to hear the dog ate your homework. 

is that professor mcgonagall

Yoooooooo I am loving these wtf these are so cool

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The only sign I’ll take directions from

I’ve never pushed reblog faster than I did just now in my entire life

yogurt

mmmmm Daddy Gurt in my mouth 😩😩😩😍😍👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

okay. changed my mind. no more yogurt.

what if a superpower was you transferred pee into someone’s pee organs and they couldnt fight u bc they had to pee so bad

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The year is 2048, it is one of my many children’s 18th birthday. We happened to be on vacation in Florida so I take him out on a boat, just him and I, to celebrate. After a couple hours of partying I decide that we should head on back but first I bring my son to the back of the boat and have him sit down. I talk with him for a few minutes, tell him how much I love him and how proud of him I am. Then, when I am finish I ask him to stand. I proceed to shove him off the boat screaming, “SHARK BAIT MUWAHAHA!” I rush up to the front of the boat driving away from my disgrace of a son, leaving him to die.