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I don't care if Mike is hard and don't call me lemonade

your mid twenties are for being twenty four to twenty six years old

diced onion and olive oil belong in the saucepan together. lezzing out.

Are we all crying together on this warm Tuesday night in June

I get missing the Honeymoon Phase of the relationship once you're out of it but like what is a relationship if not Hanging Out. There is no higher form of love, of human connection, than Hanging Out. Why would you ever give up on that. All of mankind's endeavors, the very instinct wired into us as biological creatures, all of it points towards the holiness inherent to Just Chilling With Someone

Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself