ozymandias

on your device, go to the internet browser. you there? okay now type in "snoopy" and hit enter... okay awesome now click on 'images' you're welcome

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

can you imagine you go to a fancy italian restaurant and before you go through the doors the doorman stops you and is like Signore Per Fevore, I Simply Must Remove Your Jacket Before You Enter and youre like well if you must, its getting a little shabby anyways and he says It Is My Pleasure Signore and then he smashes you over the head and cuts you up into little pieces for your flavour and aroma. such is the life of the humble garlic

(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this