One Wiozalrd

Lydia Greyrose. A fine specimen indeed.

Have you seen the ghost of Toast? Long brown crust with the butter all gone. Oooooo, wouldn't it be chilly with no butter on?

It is bad. I don’t think i can eat that. Am i sorry? no. Stop trying to feed me pet snacks, whore. You are my bitch.

Everyone's for themselves after my gums start b'leeding. Let me open my mouth and show you

I feast. Upon what? Dweezils. Feed them to me now mortals. It is dinnah time.

Do you smell the fumes of trash as well? Incorrect. It is not the fumes of trash but the fumes of terrible crit block and crippling self esteem. Its what you reek of. Take a bath.

Th’is Mes’sage I’s F’or Al’l T’he Alp’hois

I’ve spoken with the Necro Ants. Their hill is growing and growing. Its purpose? For falling down it. Necro Ants have an urge to Push 

Yeah, i’m the Scion. Buzz off

I do not cry when i slice yellow grunions. But You Do