It's that guy you've most likely seen ask questions on other people's tumblr! Bet you didn't know he had a blog of his own! (neither did he). Expect Ā something new every Saturday!Ā
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Thanks so much to all my amazing supporters that help make this fan-comic happen! ā„ (If is wasnāt for you it would be a lot harder for me to have time to work on this and keep up with the bills, so Iām super grateful.)
Heyo! New follower here thatās binge-read this entire comic so far. Wanted start posting some stray observations, gushing, feedback, etc. for each page from here on out, if you donāt mind.
Aight, las do dis:
1. One of the main things that drew me into this series was your stunning facial reactions and this page continues to deliver. Zeldaās smile in the first panel, Vaatiās look of surprise, shock, and even guilt in the sixth! Absolutely wonderful work.
2. Tom Nook has an Animal Crossing accurate dialogue box.Ā This is another reason why I love this comic! Not just concerning the nerd shit, though. I love the amount of detail poured into every panel. The healing apparatus (not sure if it has an official name or not) having a Triforce on the end, the fact that Zelda still has that scar Rinku gave her from hundreds of pages ago, Vaati still having signs of bite marks on him in fifth panel, the trans-dimensional portal in all its glory, etc.
3. The punchline in the last panel is *chef kiss*.Ā
4. The guy who tried to poison a royal monarch who was also married to his master is now telling Vaati he shouldnāt go through with his evil schemes and thatās kind of funny all itās own.
5. ...Actually, thatās all I have for this one.Ā
Anyway, so glad I found this comic, and canāt wait for the next one!Ā
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What a year!Ā I may not have accomplished nearly as much as Iād hoped, but thereās certainly been more colour, which is what I wanted from last yearās summary! :3
Think Iāll make comicsĀ the 2019 goal - there are stories to tell, and that drawing speed needs to get back up! No telling how this will go, but after everything thatās happened this year, I have a lot of good feelings about moving forward!
Thank you so much for your support, interest, and encouragement!Ā See you in 2019!
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I wasnāt assigned it for school, but I have a story.
I used to deliver medicine for a living to hospitals and nursing homes all over the state. The shifts were generally overnight with long, long hours on the road, and when youāre traveling such long distances, radio stations only last so long.
Then I remembered that you could rent audio books from the library! I went through a few that really jumped out at me, the popular ones with movies or much discussion. I loved some, hated others (thatās another postā¦). Eventually I moved onto some curiosities.
āHuhā¦Moby Dick. Itās a literary classic, Iāll give it a shot!ā
Soā¦Iāll say that I loved the beginning and even found it a little funny! Ishmael and Queequeg meeting, signing up for the Pequod, weāre gonna go on an adventure, yeah!
Folks, this book is dry (ironic, I know). Likeā¦TERRIBLY dry. And BORING. So, SOā¦BORING. And whatās worse? It is SO BLOODY LONG.
Now, as I said, my job was in the middle of the night, I was pretty worn out by the end of my shift, and there were long stretches of long, dark highway where nothing changed for HOURS. I had to make sure I had slept well AND had a mug of coffee with me every time I put in the next CD for this book, because if I didnāt? I might fall asleep on the road and end up in a collision.
Thatās right. Moby Dick could have LITERALLY KILLED ME.
I was so thankful when that book was finished. I CELEBRATED. I slayed MY white whale. TAKE THAT, AHAB!
So, remember @capriciousboar, the guy I commissioned to draw my fabulous 1up avatar? Well, he also does a variety of videos centered around games! These range from twitch streams which you can see here:Ā https://www.twitch.tv/thegreymortal to the video I linked above.
He wanted to do a discussion on Nintendoās E3 presentation and, because it was dangerous to go alone, he took me to cohost the discussion!Ā
It was a fun time to have, though Iāll freely admit it gets incredibly close to being a straight up ramble at times (ā¦.which is rather fitting now that I think about it.). Also, I probably shouldāve leaned in close to my mic in certain parts but thatās just myĀ āmy own worst criticā quirk breaking out.
Bottom line, if you just wanna hear two loudmouths talking about a hobby they adore, I honestly recommend it. Itās not the most analytical discussion, but itās a sincere one.Ā
Hey all you people, wonāt you listen to meeeeeeeeeeee-ok but seriously though.
You know, I originally started this, last Thursday. But considering the announcement Iām making, I figured itād be more appropriate to post it today.
Itās been a long while since Iāve uploaded anything huh? Honestly, a part of that has been because of a lack of interest. I simply donāt have the drive to actively update this blog like I used to, that and the fact that I ran out of archived stories to post.
Another, more exciting reason is because Iāve been busy writing a novel, one that I intend to actually publish! Obviously, itās in a very rough stage but I feel that with enough polish put into it, I could actually have a good book in my hands. So far Iām up to chapter 2 and I havenāt run out of interest yet, so thatās already a plus!Ā
Unfortunately, I wonāt be sharing that one online for obvious reasons. :P However, donāt feel too down. Because, I do plan on returning to this blog sometime in the future but THIS time with a fully stocked backlog of content so I can still have a weekly update schedule without having to rush things. I canāt promise you any dates right now but I am swinging for later this year/early next year. I get that thatās a long time but hey, I think if you wait it out youāll find the wait time to be worth it.
And now, for some news that might be surprising to all of yāall.Ā
I am officially discontinuing Fazbears: 1985.
I thought about it and thatās the decision I want to make.
Hereās the thing, for starters, the story just reeks of beingĀ āhot off the pressā. Meaning each chapter was pretty much posted the exact moment it was finished. There was no proof reading or editing done before I unleashed a chapter onto the site, which is just not how I roll these days. Add that with the fact that the grammar wasnāt perfect, and I obviously had no idea how pizzeriaās functioned when it came to security guards (or hell, how a restaurant functioned at all), and it becomes clear that this is not my best work. Hell, the most rookie mistake I made was starting it off as itās own canon. A much better alternative would have been to start it off as an incredibly faithful FNAF adaptation and then slowly add more elements that were uniquely my own as the story progressed. Essentially, start from the same beginning as the games did, and THEN diverge from canon when it reaches a certain point.
Secondly, as youāve no doubt noticed, I havenāt updated the thing in years. This wasnāt intentional of course, I just lost interest (as I often do) and it just hasnāt come back to me. Hell, in some ways, this is akin to someone creating a law that everyone already followed to begin with.
Thirdly, it really wasnāt that faithful to the games (or the AU inspired by them, for that matter). Itās obvious I wanted to do my own thing -which is good!- but I think focused too much on Fazbears:1985Ā being itās own beast rather than making a decent balance of both fidelity to the source material AND originality.Ā
Finally, and most importantly, I want to address the inspiration for this story. For those who paid attention to that blurb I put on the FB:1985 page, this story was also based off another AU, @ryukodragonāsĀ āThe Ryukoverseā...which in and of itself was based off the Reborniverse by Bones AKA: Rebornica.
Now just to be clear. I asked for Ryukoās permission to use elements from her AU long before I even posted the first chapter of FB:1985, and I did credit her on the sub page for my story.Ā
The thing is, however, I wanted this to be the main attraction of my blog. The flagship series. And it was mostly based off of another fanās material (permission or no). And thatās fine! Obviously thatās not a problem. But itās not something I want to do anymore. Combine this with the other three reasons above and, well, itās Fazbears: 1985ā²s time to join the Graveyard of 1up Deadfics.
Iām going to keep the fic up for historical purposes and for those who liked it. Iām planning on making aĀ āFinal Thoughtsā post similar to what I did with the First Rebel, where I give my thoughts on the story and reveal all the plans for where I wanted it to go so look out for that.
But after that? Well, you started on a Saturday FB:1985, and now youāre ending on one. R.I.P......in this form anyways. :P
Remember that planned backlog of content Iām planning on doing? You see, Iām nowhere near done with FNAF. The thing about developing FB:1985 was thatĀ I feel like Iāve gotten so used to using Ryukoās AU as a guide that I started using it a crutch.Ā
Which is why Iām in the middle of creating two new projects!
The first is an entirely new AU of the FNAF games! One thatās not based on any existing AU that I know of! Hereās a quick synopsis of what I have planned so far:
Itās going to be told from the perspective of three nightguards from three different time periods. The first nightguard is Mike Schmidt from the late 90ā²s. A young, dangerously reckless adrenalin junkie who loves takes up a job at Freddy Fazbearās pizzeria to please his uncle who wants him to try living a somewhat peaceful life. However, unbeknownst to Uncle Schmidt, the job is incredibly life threatening with surprisingly dangerous animatronics who want to stuff employees in suits....which is exactly what prompts Mike to stay.Ā
The second nightguard is Jeremy fitzgerald from the 80ā²s. A reserved old man who tragically lost his wife in an accident when he was young. Now, looking to get out of the house, Jeremy applies for a low effort nightguard position at a place called Fazbearās Pizzeria. Naturally, his first night on the job leaves him wanting to quit, until he comes across an arcade machine showcasing a unique image, his wife. Not only that, but uponĀ āplayingā, Jeremy is shown an 8 bit movie that implies his wifeās death might not have been an accident. Jeremy wants to know more and the arcade machine is willing to help...provided he keep his night job.
And then thereās the third night guard, Joan Milton from the year 2030. She comes from a fandom that lives and breathes the Fazbear legend. Said fandom is particularly infamous for rivaling the Sonic fandom in its level of batshit insanity. Being a member of theĀ āFazbear Familyā as it were, Joan instantly applies for a position at the new restaurant Fazbearās Fright, a haunted attraction thatās said to be built from the original pizzeria (But thereās like, 10 of those restaurants claiming that so Joanās like, whatever), only the hauntings might not be as artificial as they seem.Ā
So yeah! Intrigued? I am too! Now, I canāt promise yāall WHEN Iām going to be releasing chapters because I havenāt done much writing on this, just genral plans and all that jazz. However, like I said with the backlog, Iām aiming for a later this year/early next year release and thatās as detailed as I wanna make it.
Still though, it IS kind of a shame the original Fazbears: 1985 story isnāt getting updated anymore. Hell, Iām gonna be honest, there were a LOT of elements I think were actually pretty good...which is why Iām not done with FB:1985 either.
You see, Fazbears: 1985 is getting a massive retool....and itās no longer going to be FNAF related. Thatās right, FB:1985 is now gonna be a completely original story! I mean, it already played so fast and loose in its original form, why not go full hog, right? I donāt want to give too much away, but I will say that this will no longer be set at a Pizzeria.Ā
Iām not sure if Iām gonna post that one on here, though. Who knows, it might be good to be an actual book, ;).Ā
Regardless, Porterās not going down so easily. And, for all I hate the bastard, Iām not gonna let him go down, either.
Thatās all for updates. I want to thank those who read this to the very end. And I also want to say stay tuned. Because, things are about to get interested around here. And it might be sooner than you think.
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The 1up New year special will be released whenever itās finished. As much as Iād like to say Iāll have it done by this Saturday....well, Iāve already said that twice this month. Itās becomeĀ clear to meĀ at this point that releasing the story on a deadline while still making sure itās actually good is just not possible this time.
Once again, my apologies to those looking forward to this but Iām afraid itās what has to be done.
On the plus side though, this means the story has a much better chance at being a good tale instead of an incoherent mess that was rushed out the gate.
Welp...turns out Iām delaying the 1up New Year special to next saturday.
Sorry folks, but apparently my computer just wanted to have a virus that completely messed itself up for some reason. So, for most of the week I couldnāt use my trusty laptop (nor could I go the public library for that matter).Ā
To those actually looking forward to what I have planned, donāt worry! Itās still coming and trust, I wasnāt lying when I said it was something special. But I simply havenāt had time to actually work on it.
Oh well, whatās done is done. Hereās hoping next saturday will deliver!
Iāve been on and off tumblr, writing for nanowrimo, checking out stuff, but even though I promised to return in December, I just didnāt have the energy to actually do it. I was always wondering if I was actually back.
...Well,Ā now itās January
And since this is the new year, I have something special planned for the first Saturday of the year! Brace yourselves for Saturday January 6th guys,Ā (all 12 of you!), because the second 1up New Year Special is coming and itās gonna be a big one!Ā
Sorry I havenāt been consistent with the schedule as I used to.
Iām gonna be honest with yāall, Iāve been seriously slacking. I should have at least let you know last Saturday that I wouldnāt be able to meet the deadline.
So, with that in mind, time for an official announcement.
I will be taking a month long break from the schedule starting today. Frankly, with all the old migrated stories Iāve been posting, this is a choice I shouldāve done long ago. XD
Thereās another, more exciting,Ā reason for this break: Iām participating in NaNoWriMo this month! Yep, for one full month, Iām gonna try and crank out 50,000 word story. Considering I completed the challenge before, I think I have a good shot.
Sorry to all my followers who liked reading my stuff (....all like, what, two of you? :P) but I feel this decision is for the best.
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Welp, thereāsĀ aĀ bigĀ ass storm (complete with rain!) happening rightĀ now. Will have to delay this weekās post to the 21st. Thanks for understanding.
AN: In many ways, this is one of the more fascinating deadfics I have in the graveyard. In other ways, itās pretty much exactly the same as others failed projects.Ā
This was meant to be a loose adaptation of the first three Legend of Zelda games, with a Sci-Fi twist. So...yeah, itās the First Rebel but with Zelda instead of Mario. XD However, just like the First Rebel, there are a few concepts in this deadfic that I still think are actually pretty good.Ā
The main one being that Ganon, after gaining control of the kingdom of Hyrule, not only banned people from worshiping the three goddesses, but also attempted an Orwellian retcon by creating a false religion to take their place, that being a form of Christianity (explaining why the first two games had christian imagery).Ā
Later on, Ganon would reveal that he had gotten so sick of the Cycle repeating over and over, that he used this tactic in an attempt to prevent him being defeated once more. He no longer wanted the Tri-force, he just wanted to live freely.
Honestly, I think that was actually a fairly clever way of explaining things. Though, had I been more popular, it likely wouldāve gotten me in trouble.
I also remember wanting to play with the Cycle a bit by creating two antagonists. Ganon would be the obvious big bad, one that must be stopped by Link and all that jazz. However, there would also be a much more personal antagonist for Link to face, Dark Link. In fact, Dark Link would essentially turn out to be the real antagonistĀ of the story had I finished it.
It made sense for me to go that rouse because, if you really think about, Ganon and Link are never really personal enemies. Theyāre usually fighting each other because they literally have to. Thereās only two examples I can think of where the rivalry had personal stakes: Wind Waker (where Ganon kidnapped his sister) and Twilight Princess (where the children of Ordon are kidnapped by the bublins). But even then, Ganonās influence was rather minimal.Ā
Making the true antagonist Dark Link just made sense to me.Ā
Thatās all I remember of my plans for this deadfic for now. If I have anymore, Iāll just make an updated post. I hope you all enjoy this.
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Prologue: Forbidden Legends.
Long before the skyscrapers, guns, cars, and religions of today, there was a legend. An old one that spanned for many centuries, it told of a cycle between the dark one named Ganon, the princess named Zelda, and the hero named Link, battling for the safety of the land of Hyrule. It was called The Legend of Zelda.
It was a classic tale to say the least, Ganon would usually take over Hyrule and try to posses the golden power, Link would come and stop him with the help of Zelda, and then they'd both slay Ganon where he'd be sealed away in a sort of limbo, Link and Zelda would rejoice, Hyrule would be saved, and Ganon would be locked away. After a century or more though, he'd be released to take over Hyrule, and thus the cycle would repeat with new Zeldas and Links fighting off Ganon to save Hyrule once more.
While of course, it wasn't always executed like that, sometimes, the cycle wouldn't even mentioned, that's how it usually went. There were other aspects as well like the three Goddesses Din, Farore and Nayru who not only created Hyrule but also the Tri-Force, and then there's the Tri-force itself or as it's commonly known as, The Golden Power.
It's a mystical and powerful object that's usually split up into 3 parts, Ganon possessed the Tri-Force of Power which represented Din, all Zeldas possessed the Tri-Force of Wisdom which represented Nayru, and all Links possessed the Tri-Force of Courage which represented Farore.
All three pieces are somehow connected to the three goddesses and if something were to happen the pieces themselves be it they scatter or get destroyed entirely, then the goddess of that particular piece would also be greatly affected.
It was indeed a fine legend to tell, however nowadays you can't tell it, at least not in Hyrule for it is forbidden. Why? Well all that's known is that a long time ago, there were certain events, events that caused the Tri-Force of Courage to be destroyed, the Tri-Force of Wisdom to be scattered in a faraway land, and Ganon to be set free from his seal. While the exact details of said events were destroyed in the sands of time and the fires of censorship it's still apparent that something happened.
Due to the Tri-Force of Wisdom being split Nayru was greatly weakened, stripping away most of her powers except for a little trick or too, while Farore had completely slipped into a coma due to her piece being totally obliterated. Then there's the escape of Ganon, you'd think that since Ganon was free, he'd go on a mad quest to retrieve the other scattered pieces of the Tri-force of Wisdom, or maybe he'd run Hyrule into ground in an act of insanity, right?
Actually, not only did Ganon rule Hyrule responsibly, he outright banned anything having to do with the Tri-Force, the Goddesses and especially the Legend. All the books, songs, and any other mementos that were related to the Legends were destroyed, and any mention of things having even anything to do with the Legend were discouraged and was an instant death sentence. The only thing he allowed was that people could be named Link or Zelda but that was it.
Why he acted like this, no one knew, but it was apparent that anyone who acted against his wishes were going to suffer, so no one dared to defy him. Many years have passed and since the Ganon has set up another Religion in a final attempt to destroy the memory of the past. And as of right now it seems that Ganon has been ruling for centuries now and nothing is going to changeā¦. though if the legend has taught us anything is that patience is a virtue.
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Chapter 1: Preparation.
"Hi, how are you. Do't give me that, you know why I'm here. Now shut up and listen. Today's gonna be the best day of your life rather you want it to or not! And you better not screw this up because if you do, I will not be pleasant, I may even be a little pissed because we both know how special she is and we both know you want this so I'm telling you again if you DARE, screw this up- "
Link paused a little to calm down as he saw his face became red in the mirror. He was always like when he talked in the mirror, it was a way to prepare himself for the day. You see, it was terribly common of him to do so, because at times, Link was a little forgetful. He had a special talent for promising to do one thing tomorrow and then not doing it because of his forgetfulness, well that and the fact that he rarely takes anything seriously but that's another story.
However, he found out that if he just stood in the mirror and barked at himself long enough, he'll instantly remember to do whatever he told himself to do. Maybe it was the fact that he gets scared whenever someone shouts at him, or maybe it was just because of the fact that he, himself was one of the few things he took seriously, make that of what you will.
Anyway, Link spent a good or hour too shouting at himself, making sure that he remembered every single word that got thrown at him. So it was fitting that he calmed down a bit, plus he noticed how red his face was getting. He then started talking in a more toned down and calm manner,
"Remember, you're not just gonna work on the ranch and go home to watch some shitty slasher flick on the Tube late tonight, I mean this isn't just some other Friday for you, it's a special one that you'll remember forever.
"Now then, you're gonna go to that ranch, do your absolute best, make sure to do some extra work for no pay too, then take your girl out to dinner, and after thatā¦"
He stopped there as he looked at a little box that had a nice ring in it. He picked it up and, with a smile, continued his speech while still looking at the ring,
"Well you know what'll happen after that."
He then put the box down as he looked back in the mirror and his smile turned back into a serious frown,
"But in case you don't know what to do, all you'll be doing is dinner, a visit to the Lake Hylia Aquarium and Museum, maybe a show if you can squeeze in enough and when you're back at the ranch, you stoop to your knees and pop the question, that's it. Alright? Don't, mess, this, up!"
And with that he took the box with the ring in it and tried to stick it in his pants, only problem was he had no pants on. As Link looked once more in the mirror he realized that he only had a white shirt and underpants on. His hair wasn't even cleaned up!
At first, Link wasn't that worried, he did his little "Speeches" in the mirror for hours before. But then he looked at his phone and saw that it was 8:30, this is where he realized how late he was as he shouted:
"SHIT!"
And ran to his closet. Now Link's room, hell, his entire apartment for that matter, was not exactly, classy. I mean it wasā¦decent but if he seriously intended on marrying the love of his life, he'd have to change it a little. Several pieces of clothing and books were on the heavily stained carpet floor, the lights always flickered on and off, his dining table felt like it would brake at any moment, and his bathroom was in desperate need of attention.
However Link, as usual, ignored the obvious flaws of his apartment and began digging for his outfit. After a while, he came out of his room dressed up and ready to go. He wore a nice green shirt that was mostly hidden under his blue jacket, a dirty pair of jeans, some boots covered in mud, and to top it all off, a green hat that he always wore outside, no particular reason to, he just liked to show it off.
After he got dressed, Link grabbed the box and put in his left pocket, making sure it wasn't too noticeable. He then grabbed his rupee bag, which contained about 99 rupees and put it in the left pocket as well in order to hide the ring more. Link also grabbed his phone and put it on vibrate since his boss didn't allow noisy farms during working hours.
After putting it in his left pocket, Link was almost ready to go as he then put on his cross to remind everyone of his beliefs. He then grabbed his keys and finally, turned off his lights as he left his apartment. Outside was a traditional Hyrule morning; people were greeting each other, loving each other, stealing from each other, even killing each other. What? That doesn't sound like a beautiful morning to you? Oh please, clearly someone has a misguided opinion!
Link didn't even bother with all of that this morning, he just walked by citizens and went to his car. Link's car, a 4th generation Epona wasn't built for speed, merely for transportation. Link however didn't mind so much since he liked taking his time, but this time, he was running late and so when he got in, he quickly put on his seatbelt, and started up car, making sure he wasn't pushing it too hard.
Soon after a couple of seconds, the car was up and ready for action. Link mouthed "thank you" and then drove as fast as he could to "Lon Lon Ranch". During the drive he tried to calm himself down by playing an album of "The Indigo-Go's", unfortunately as he kept looking at the clock, that wasn't going to well. Thankfully, by 8:59 he made it, though he was still about an hour late. Link quietly parked his car and quietly tiptoed to the stables until a hand grabbed his shoulder.
Link just groaned in frustration as he turned around to face the consequences. On the bright side, instead of turning around to face a balding, fat old man, his eyes instead saw a beautiful female in her mid 30s-about his age-who wore a white shirt and brown skirt and had a huge smirk on her face. Plus as luck would have it this girl was Link's girl, the very same one he talked to his mirror about for an hour or so.
However, before Link could explain himself the girl said,
Ever have those days where you just...wanna drown in the music you love and turn off the entire world around you?
I know that feeling fam, I got you. Share some of your fav music that you just JAM to when your having an off day. No judgement, no critiques I wanna see you do you.
I shouldāve listed the entire soundtrack but this specific track right here. Itās so beautiful and yet haunting as hell and it makes me want to sit down and just...listen, you know?Ā
AN: Well, last week IĀ brought you guys pure torture in written format from 7 yearsĀ ago. Wanna go through torture again? :D Well, letās take a look at what younger me thought was a good example of satire!
Narrator: Coming Soon...
Then Mario and Luigi in their full game outfits.
Narrator: MARIO THE MOVIE.
Mario: Its a me Mario!
Luigi: And'a me Luigi!
Narrator: Starring everyone's favorite plumbers trying to save Peach.
Then it shows Peach being grabbed by Bowser.
Peach: Help me help me!
Bowser: I got you now! MUA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Bowser then grabs Peach and warps to his castle.
Then show a clip of Mario and Luigi running, jumping and going down pipes.
Narrator: TOGETHER MARIO AND LUIGI MUST SAVE PEACH FACING TERRIBLE ENEMIES!!!
Then 2 VERY cute looking and little Goombas walk randomly around!
Luigi: What'a do'a we'a do'a now'a Mario!
Mario: This'a!
Mario then jumps on the Goombas.
Narrator: ANOTHER TERRIFYING ENEMY CLEVERLY DIMINSHED!!!
Luigi: That was'a close'a one!
Mario: You'a bet!
Mario then grabs the axe in the final level and break the connection to the bridge making bowser fall.
Nrrator: And now that Mario has saved the girl of his dreams what now?
Then it shows Mario and Peach at the castle as Bowser pops in and grabs her.
Narrator: Oh boy.
Then the logo "Mario: The MOVIE" shows up.
Narrator: So don't forget to see the real movie fans have been asking for!!! See MARIO THE MOVIE!
The end!
The Legend of the Mario Brothers Episode 2 (1up Deadfic)
Authorās Note:....I just now realized that the point ofĀ āDouble Post Saturdayā was to reward you guys for following me, not torture you. Oh well, what can ya do? Enjoy more bad shit!Ā
Episode 2: Found. (Part 1)
Outside of Wartās Castle, a big booming voice is heard.
Wart: WHAT?!?!?!
Then inside, at Wartās throne room. The 10 Shy-Guys are now bowing nervously as wart is enraged with what he heard.
Wart: WHAT DO YOU MEAN MARIO FELL OFF?!?!?!
Shy-Guy #2: W-w-well, you see uh sir; we were uh flying through the mountains when Mario fell off. Butā¦itās no big deal-
Wart: NO BIG DEAL!!!!!! If one of the Mario Brothers is still living, there is still a chance that the prophecy will precede. I need to destroy those brothers now, while they are still weak and powerless!
The Shy-Guys then shiver as Wart rises from his chair.
Wart: I demand that you go to Yoshiās Island and grab Mario this instant!
Kamek: But sir! Donāt you get it! Marioās at Yoshiās Island! Thereās a large possibility heās dead already! Making a search party would be useless.
Wart then ponders.
Wart: I guess your right.
Wart then sits back down on this throne.
Wart: You are all free to go.
The Shy-Guys then quickly get up as Wart then snaps at them.
Wart: But donāt make this mistake ever again!
The Shy-Guys then suddenly leave as Wart just sits there.
Wart: You got to stop defending these swine Kamek. They arenāt worth it.
Kamek: I know. But those people just amuse me, the way they beg for mercy.
Wart then gets out of his chair and looks at the view of Subcon from his window. It looks gloomy and depressing, a dark gloomy city filled with crashing cars, shootouts, fights, and chases. While the land in the east, was full of polluted waterfalls with rejected logs from a lumber mill falling out, dried up fields with stale vegetables where potheads sleep when their hammered, and dark hills with broken ladders where some people claim to have disappeared by entering through unknown doors.
Wart: Look at what this city has become.
Kamek: I know. Itās disgusting.
Wart: Look at the Mushroom Kingdom. It has great controllable climate, many seas, a great city, and their neighbors with the many great resources such as Ocean Side, the Bean, Bean Kingdom you know. While Subcon has Desert Hill as its neighbor!
Kamek: Oh I know. (Mumbles) Youāve kept saying that same monologue for 4 years.
Wart: What was that?!
Kamek: NOTHING!!!!
Wart then looks at Kamek suspiciously.
Wart: Alright.
Wart then suddenly gets a call.
Wart: Hello?
King Toadstool: Wart! Good news! We just got info from an insider that a lunatic named
Marcus Tyler was seen in a warehouse! The thing is he was one of the terrorists that bombed our city! You got to come over here quick.
Wart: Ok.
Wart then hangs up and looks at Kamek.
Kamek: What happened?
Wart: Marcus was caught.
Kamek: Marcus? You mean the guy who was a part of the Mushroom Kingdom bombing?!
Wart: Yes. The very same!
Kamek: I thought he was in prison.
Wart: He mustāve gotten out.
Kamek: When are you going to go?
Wart: Right now. Also, your sure Mario is dead?
Kamek: Yes. I am.
MEANWHILE BEFORE
The Shy-Guys tried to catch Mario but instantly he fell off. Mario then (in a bag of course) fell and fell until he landed on Yoshiās Island.
Shy-Guy #2: Aw CRAP!
Shy-Guy #4: Wart wonāt like this.
Shy-Guy #5: Letās just pretend it didnāt happen ok? Ok. Letās just go to Subcon already.
The Albatoss then continues to fly towards Subcon. Meanwhile on Yoshiās Island, Yoshi, a green, gentle, Dinosaur is seen walking in the middle of a jungle. Then, Yoshi hears a faint scream as BAM; a little bag falls on his head as Yoshi falls to the ground. Yoshi then shakes the bag off as the bag slides off Yoshiās head. Yoshi then hears faint crying as he picks up the bag by his mouth and heads south. Then, at what looks to be a row of Trees with lots of leaves on them, with sounds and colors coming from inside, Yoshi then brings the bag to the forest, puts the bag down and yells, then after he shuts up as a tall, standard size man Ā emerges from the leaves. Heās wearing an undershirt, some untidy shorts, and is holding a newspaper.
Man: What?!
The man then looks at the bag.
Man: What the-
The Man then opens the bag and sees Mario inside, and Mario appears to be spleeping with tears coming from his eyes. He looks astonished.
Man: Whereād you find this?
Yoshi then tries to show how everything happens, though he messes up a lot. The Man still understands, as he wraps up the bag and takes it in the forest. The forest however turns out to be this Manās home. There are several newspapers on the grass floor, with some Cigarette butts, soda cans, VHS tapes, and lots of chairs. Thereās a roaring fireplace, made up of bricks, a wooden desk with a bent chair, a mini TV is on the desk, and beside thsat desk is an untidy bed. A mini CD player is on the desk as well. The Man puts the bag on his bed, and opens it. The Mario then wakes up and sees The Man.
Man: Uh, hi.
Mario just looks at the Man.
Man: Can you speak? (Then the man puts his hand on his head.) No, he canāt speak English, Miyamoto you dummy!
Miyamoto then looks at Mario again. This time Mario smiles.
Miyamoto: (Chuckles) I bet that got you laughing.
Miyamoto then notices something on Marioās forehead. There on the right side is a little star. Miyamoto touches it.
Miyamoto: Howād that get there?
Miyamoto then sighs as he then grabs Mario and puts him on the other side of the bed. Miyamoto then puts 4 chairs on that side as well. He then puts another 4 chairs on the other sides. Miyamoto then decides to sleep on the floor as he turns the TV off.
Meanwhile, at the Mushroom Kingdom Police Station, Wart walks towards a dark metal chamber door. King Toadstool then walks to Wart.
Wart: Well, is this it?
King Toadstool: Yes. The guys right in there.
Then Chief Toads-Worth enters with a key.
Toads-Worth: Hereās the key.
Wart: Thanks.
Wart then unlocks the chamber door and enters into a damp room with a beam of light on a man strapped to a chair. Wart then walks to the man.
Wart: Hello, Marcus.
Marcus then looks up, and starts sweating.
Marcus: W-w-w-Wart! G-g-g-good to see you! Y-you donāt believe in this madness, do you? I-I-I-I-I would never do such a thing!
Wart: Then why are you here? And why arenāt you in your uniform?
Marcus: I-I-I-I-I-I was walking along when they caught me and they saw the mark! Then they arrested me and forced me to talk! They knew who I was, and what I was a part of!
Wart: Liar! They didnāt know you, what you were a part of, or see the mark! Ā I know perfectly well, youāve always wanted to sell me out! You never enjoyed being a part of Cobrat didnāt you? You wanted out and to be done with it, didnāt you?
Marcus: N-n-n-n-n-n-never!
Wart: LIAR! You wanted to quit! And look right here.
Wart sees Marcusās right arm.
Wart: I see your right arm, but not the red Cobra. Were you embarrassed of the mark? Or did it magically come off?!
Marcus: It-it-it-it-it-it-it-it-it itās not what you think! Itās disguised with makeup-
Wart: LIAR! You were never on my side, donāt you deny that fact! You wanted to sell me out because of your guilt! They didnāt force to squeeze information out of you! You gladly came to the station and told them, you could give them info! Oh and listen here Marcus.
Wart then walks around.
Wart: Donāt think that the King or anyone else will hear this conversation. These walls around this room are 100% soundproof, no one can hear outside anything outside these walls! So they wonāt know anything. And I think it would also be better if you didnāt remember a thing or too as well. Ā
Wart comes to Marcus again when Marcus then whimpers as Wart takes something out of his pocket. Ā It is a wand with a green jewel on it.
Wart: A little memory alteration might do you some good actually!
Then, Wart aimed his wand at Marcus.
Wart: But I donāt know what to use. A memory charm would definitely be quicker and easy. But the āSaneās Baneā curse, while taking longer, would be more satisfying and interesting to watch as a normal man gets lost into the realm of insanity. Or, I can just kill you simple as that, and then say that you grabbed out a knife you secretly had and violently killed yourself. But that would take hours to perform correctly. And even then, thereās a small chance they would believe me. Oh, what to use, what to use.
Marcus: MASTER! P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-PLEASE! Donāt d-d-d-d-d-do this to me! Just torture me! Stab me! Whatever you do! Please donāt kill me or alter my memory or sanity!
Wart: Hmm. (Thinking) I could give you one more chance and just torture you. Then, everything would be normal again. (Thinks again) Yes. I guess I could let you off the hook this time. Ā
Marcus then smiles a bit.
Wart: But what if you donāt learn anything and try to confess again? How can I trust you if you already proved to me that you would gleefully stab my back, and tell the whole world of my plans?
Marcusā smile then vanishes.
Wart: Iām sorry. But, as you know, I canāt take the risk.
The wand then glows as Wart then says:
Wart: I herby release unto you, SANEāS BANE!
A dark green then blasts from the wand to Marcus as he yells very loudly. But no one could hear him, as Wart was telling the truth. The walls were 100% sound proof. Meanwhile, outside the room, Toads-Worth is getting impatient.
Toads-Worth: Whatās going on in there! He shouldāve been done 5 minutes ago.
King Toadstool: Be Patient chief. Wart can handle this. Trust me.
Toads-Worth: I trust you King Toadstool, but not him.
King Toadstool: Why not?
Toads-Worth: Heās too mysterious. Always wondering off when being noted, leaving meetings, parties, everywhere. I also never got his home address. No family. No friends. I donāt even know any of the schools he went to. I canāt even believe you would trust a man with very little background.
King Toadstool: I know. But thereās just something to him. Something that says heās the Mushroom Kingdomās future.
Wart then comes out of the room, where they all can now hear ear piercing screams. Wart then closes the door behind him.
King Toadstool: Well?
Wart: Heās a raving lunatic. The minute I asked him something, he went high speed loco on me.
Toads-Worth: Impossible. The guy sounded completely sane when I found him.
Wart: He mustāve pretended.
Toads-Worth then barges in to see Marcus, now leaning over the chair, vibrating a bit. Toads-Worth then comes to Marcus.
Toads-Worth: Hello?
Marcus then looks at Toads-Worth.
Marcus: (Breathing Heavily) W-w-w-w-w-w-what!
Toads-Worth: What do you need to tell us?
Marcus: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NO! NOT AGAIN!
Toads-Worth: What?! (Alarmed)
Marcus: Voices! Voices in head! Voices return. Voices laugh. Laugh at Marcus. AH, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!
Marcusā pitiful, horrifying laugh made Toads-Worth shiver.
Marcus: What does you want to know!
Toads-Worth: How did you pretend to act sane?
Marcus: Me was! Ha, ha, ha! ME WAS! Then, then, then, then SNAP! COO, COO! ME mad now! Bonkers! Me lost mind! Me canāt find it! Help ME! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP!
Marcus then uncontrollably shakes around in his chair. Trying to get out, but Toads-Worth then ran out of the room and locked the door behind him.
Wart: What did I tell you? Was he nuts? Or raving bonkers?
Toads-Worth: Worse! He was totally insane! (Toads-Worth then looks at Wart) You didnāt have anything to do with this, have you?
Wart: WHAT?! Me?! Having anything to do with that man losing his mind! Unthinkable! I would never!
King Toadstool then interferes.
King Toadstool: Well, thereās nothing we can do now! Iām sorry. But, we must go back to our regular duties.
Wart then agrees as he walks off. Toads-Worth then walks towards King Toadstool.
Toads-Worth: I swear Wart had something to do with it. That man was completely fine until Wart confronted him!
King Toadstool: Wart?! Please! Donāt blame him for the cause of an ill man. No one was at fault. The only one whoās responsible for that manās insanity is that man and that man alone, no one else. Now come with me. I need your help.
Ā Ā Ā
King Toadstool then leaves as Toads-Worth is all by himself.
Toads-Worth: Protect Wart all you want King Toadstool. But someday youāre going to regret.
Toads-Worth then follows King Toadstool as everything is now quiet.
End of episode 2. Ā
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The Legend of the Mario Bros Episode 1 (1up Deadfic)
Authorās Note: Warning. This might hurt XD.Ā
Ā Alright, you thought some of the shit Iāve posted here was old, you thought some of it was corny, some of you even thought some of it was embarrassing! But today my friends, you will see the true pinnacle of old embarrassing and corny fan fiction!Ā
This is by far, the oldest piece of writing Iāve posted on this tumblr. You see, this was made in 2010. Yes, even seven years ago I was still writing...and boy have I changed over the years.
This particular story came about because I wanted to tell a reboot origin of the Mario Brothers with a darker edge similar to the Nolan Batman movies (The Dark Knight was only two years old at this point and was very fresh in my mind).Ā
This also came about because of the original Super Mario Brothers movie (a film I quite like). I had the idea that the reason people didnāt like the movie wasnāt necessarily because of all the adaptation changes but because of the Genre shift. I thought that, had the film been a quirky fantasy instead of quirky sci-fi, people wouldāve been far more forgiving of elements like the girl being Daisy, the subplot of the rock, etc.
And thatās what I set out to do. Play loose with the source material, get dark, except this time go with the fantasy angle. However, there was an unforeseen problem, this isnāt really a darker look at the Mario origin....Itās what a 13 year old idiot thinks is a darker look at the Mario origin.
So you get lame attempts at edgy storytelling, however thereās something even more egregious. You see, I wasnāt really ready to tackle on the full āWrite like it was a professional bookā thing so, IĀ wrote in script format! No, I am not shitting you! I did this!
So get ready to cry ladies and gentleman, cuz here we go!
Episode 1: Origin
FLASH! FLASH! Many cameras as King Toadstool (wearing a neat robe and crown) walks up to the stage, then many cheers and claps are heard as he sets up the microphone. Ā
Person: King Toadstool! King Toadstool!
King Toadstool: Uh, yes you there.
Person: King Toadstool, whatās your opinion on the ongoing Subcon war?
The flash photography keeps going.
King Toadstool: Uh, no comment but as you see we seem to have it under control-
Person: But sir, Subcon has incredibly gotten stronger and stronger each day!
King Toadstool: Well, weāre handling on it, as you can see our new representative is dealing with these issues. And of course, Iām talking about our new representative, uh, ladies and gentlemen, may I present Wart!
Then most people roar of applause as Wart the new representative (with a blue cape and business clothes) comes to the stage and acknowledges the cheers.
Wart: Uhā¦thank you.
The people still cheer.
Wart: Thank you ladies and gentlemen. Uh-
The people still cheer.
Wart: Thank you people.
The people stop cheering.
Wart: Now as you see, our new weapons, the Bob-ombs (shows people) of course and the Bullet Bills.
People ooh and ah at the Bullet Bills.
Wart: Now listen. I know times are tough, and everything may seem bad, but things will always get worse before they get better.
More people applaud as Wart then raises his hands to silence the people.
Wart: Well, if there arenāt any other questions I guess Iāll leave now.
But then one person raises his hand. Itās the same one who asked King Toadstool some questions.
Person: Sir, what about the Scared 2?
Wart: Well, we havenāt found anything yet, but trust me weāll find them and take care of them, because god knowsā¦ā¦we need them now.
Wart then sees a cloaked figure shows a sign that means āCome here.ā
Wart: Uh, thatās it now. Goodbye.
Wart then leaves as some people are puzzled. Then the cloaked disappears as well. King Toadstool then approachās the stand.
King Toadstool: Well, uhā¦Iāll go follow Wart.
King Toadstool leaves suddenly as the people are now totally confused. Then, Toadstool follows Wart and stops him.
King Toadstool: Tell me you got it under control!
Wart: Trust me Toadstool! Everythingās fine!
King Toadstool: Fine?!?!?!?! You call Subcon somehow infiltrating our base and stealing our weapons fine?! Itās a disaster! You said that everything will change for the better! You said my daughter will live in a better world.
Wart then stops.
Wart: And I meant it. But itāll take a while! Trust me! Everything will be better soon!
Wart then leaves as King Toadstool stands there.
King Toadstool: For your sake I hope your right.
Then, in an abandoned parking lot, the cloaked figure is standing in the middle, as Wart approaches. The cloaked figure quickly turns around but then sighs in relief.
??? : You know, you ought to say something before you stalk behind something.
Wart: You shouldāve stayed here where I put you!
??? : Thereās been a change of plans.
Wart: What?!
??? : We found them.
Wart: What?!
??? : Yeah. We have everything their names address every single thing.
Wart: Good, then get ready. Part 2 will soon begin. Come on Kamek.
Kamek then takes off his hood.
Wart: Letās go.
??? : Oh, so you think that just because you know where these guys are, you can just get rid of them and the prophecy will be over?
Wart and Kamek turn around to see another figure in a circle of light. His face is blocked by the darkness surrounding the circle. But his voice seems very familiar to both Wart and Kamek.
Wart: Well if it isnāt my asylum freakish brother, Koopa.
Bowser: Actually its Bowser moron.
Wart: Well, what are you doing here? If you think Iāll agree to partner with you, your nuts.
Bowser: Oh, Iām pretty sure you wonāt agree with me. Since you think Iām a complete embarrassment to you.
Wart: Well you are. Just think of it. Wart, representative of the Mushroom Counsel, the first amphibian ever to have this possession, related to Koopa, a maniac who was locked up in an asylum. I shiver thinking about it!
Bowser: Oh yeah, your embarrassed to be around me, when uh Kamek is it? Has done more dangerous and critical crimes than me?
Wart: The difference is Kamek can erase all of his records. Something you still to this day have failed at.
Bowser: Oh, just because of that, heās better? Oh bravo Wart, you are so smart! (Fake claps while falsely smiling though they couldnāt see it.)
Wart: Donāt insult me you filthy swine!
Bowser: Hey, all Iām trying to say is, you canāt possibly stall the prophecy if youāre going to go ahead with your plan.
Wart: Iām not going to stall it! Iām going to end it! Iām going to kill them both. That way, the prophecy will die and itāll take a million years for 2 more to be born but by then, the Mushroom Kingdom will end.
Bowser: Your nuts if you think thatās going work. Remember that special āpowerā?
Wart: Iāll take care of it.
Bowser: You think thatāll work?
Wart: Stop stalling! Kamek! We are leaving now!
Bowser: Ok then. Leave.
Wart and Kamek then leave as Bowser grunts, meanwhile, at the Marioās house. Martha and James Mario (Whoās wearing a black suit with a white shirt and black tie) are busy getting ready for a party theyāre attending.
James: Martha! Are you ready?
Martha then comes in looking busy. Her red dress is marvelous and neat looking. Her red high heels are magnificent and elegant.
Martha: Yeah, just got to do one more thing.
James: What?
Martha then looks at James as if she couldnāt believe he said it.
Martha: Our kids!
James: OH! Sorry!
James then heads to the nursery where their suns Mario and Luigi are. Mario and Luigi are playing in their crib as Martha and James come in. Martha then looks at the brothers and holds each one and kisses both of them.
James: Uh Martha? (Points at watch)
Martha: Hold on!
Martha then picks up Mario and looks at Mario first, she smiles, and then she puts Mario down, after that, Martha picks up Luigi and does the same. Then after she puts Luigi down, she turns to James.
Martha: Ok, we can go now.
James: Look Iām sorry, but I donāt want to be late for this!
Martha: Ok, we can go now.
Martha and James then leave as Mario and Luigi just sleep there quietly. Meanwhile, at the party, Martha and James arrive to the party in time as they open the door to find a costume party. Martha then gives James that look again.
James: What?!
Martha: You took me away from my two boys, just to drag me to a costume party?! We donāt even have costumes.
James: Actually, (looking at Martha) youāre a rose.
Martha: I guess (looks at her dress) but what about you?
James: Uh, excuse me.
James then unbuttons the rest of his jacket, puts on black sunglasses and a black hat.
James: Oh who I am you might ask? Uh, Jake, āJolietā Jake if you may.
Martha then sighs and puts on a little smile as James goes to the snack bar Martha then sits down in a chair. Meanwhile James is sipping some fruit punch as he bumps into someone.
James: Oh uh, sorry man.
The person turns around to face James. He had a red suit complete with a hood. His pants were blue. And he had a mask, which was white and had 3 holes (2 eyes and a Mouth).
James: Uh, what are you anyway?
The person then shrugs.
??? : I donāt know.
This person was in fact, a Shy-Guy, one of Wartās minions.
James: Then, why are you dressed as it?
??? : I donāt know.
James: Ok.
James then goes somewhere else as the person draws out a walkie talkie.
??? : Targets are here sir.
Meanwhile at that same parking lot, Wart is holding a walkie talkie too.
Wart: Great. Now, you know what to do.
Now, back at the party,
??? : Of course.
The person then grins as he then walks somewhere else. Meanwhile at the parking lot again.
Wart: Ok. Now that the Shy-Guys are in check we can kidnap the Mario Bros and kill them at our lair.
Kamek: But, why not kill them at their house why wait-
Wart: SHUT UP!!!!
Kamek: Ok, ok, ok! Jeez.
Wart: Now as I was saying-
Back at the party, the person is now walking towards Martha.
??? : Sup.
Martha: Uh, hi?
??? : Mind if I sit here.
The person puts his glass down.
Martha: Uh, sort of. My husband might come back, so just to make sure.
??? : Well, ok, Iāll go somewhere else-
The person then purposely drops Marthaās glass.
??? : Aw man! Iām sorry!
Martha: Oh itās ok. (Half sarcasm) Just like blowing my kids off just for a costume party.
??? : Oh. Uh, here have mine.
The person then hands Martha his.
Martha: Ah no thanks. I donāt need it anyway.
??? : Hey come on, itās the least I can do.
Martha: Ok, fine.
Martha takes the drink. The person then leaves as Martha then drinks some of the punch.
Martha: Ugh!
It tastes horrible. Martha puts it down. But then, thereās a sweet aftertaste, as Martha has another drink. It actually tastes better than before. Meanwhile at Toadstool Castle, King Toadstool is sitting at his throne.
King Toadstool: Ā āSighā, This Kingdom will never be ok will it?
King Toadstool waits around to see if an answer will surface, but that never happens.
King Toadstool: I need more friends.
Later at the party, Martha has entirely drunk the entire glass that person had given her. Now she was feeling very hungry and tired. Martha then gets up and finds James, dancing on the dance floor.
Martha: Ugh!
James: (stops dancing) you alright?
Martha: What does it look like genius?! Of course Iām not.
James: Ok, jeez woman. Come on lets go.
Martha: Can we get some tacos on the way?
James then stops and looks at his wife.
James: Ok, seriously, whatās up?
Martha: Nothing, I just want some Tacos.
James: (looks suspicious) Ok?
Martha: Well?! Are you going to stand there or are you going to go to the car and start it!
James: (Mumbles) if I got a dime for every time Iā¦
Martha: Well MOVE!!!!!
James: GRR!
James then opens the door and has Martha go through first, though James had no choice because Martha rushed through before James could move any more. Then in the parking lot, Martha waited for James to open the door for her.
Martha: AHEM!
James: GRR!
James then opened the door for her as he got in his own and started. After a long trip at Taco Bell (Martha couldnāt decide if she wanted Burritos or not. Martha decided that she wanted some.) Ā
James: Are you good now?
Martha: (Eating) Oh yeah. This is good.
James: Eat with your mouth closed please?
Martha: Hey, Iām hungry here!
James: So?
Martha: So I need to eat!
James: Ugh!
Martha: Just keep driving.
James: Hey! Can you at least give me my food? Ā
Martha: Why do you need to eat? (Big swallow) Just drive!
James: Meany.
Martha: Just drive.
But then Martha gets even hungrier as he begins shoving the food in her mouth.
James: Martha! Stop shoveling!
Martha: Stop talking!
Meanwhile at the parking lot, Wart is then checking a camera installed in the car.
Kamek: Nice move there Wart.
Wart: I know it was.
Kamek: So what was that stuff that girl drank?
Wart: Superior Nitro.
Kamek: Oh. Wait! Isnāt that the stuff where one-?
Wart: Uh-huh.
Kamek: Wow. You stoop very low sometimes.
Wart: I know. Itās a curse.
Back at the car, Martha then starts seeing bright stars everywhere.
Martha: Wow. Pretty!
Martha puts up this goofy smile and sits there looking funny.
James: You ok?
Martha: Uh huh! Oh, their now bunnies.
James: Honey?
Martha then closes her eyes and slumps back.
James: Hello?
Martha then wakes up and sees a black and damp jungle full of centipedes, and spiders.
Martha: AHH! Ā
James: Martha! Whatās wrong?!
Martha turns and looks at James but she instead sees a flies head thatās buzzing.
Martha: AAAH! GET AWAY! GET AWAY! GET AWAY!
Martha then starts unloosening her seatbelt and gets out of the car. James, horrified, stops the car and gets out trying to find Martha. He finds Martha looking around everywhere. But in her mind, Martha keeps hearing her babyās squeals of laughter but doesnāt find them. And finally James gets close to her, but all she sees is her husband and kids in a mirror, she tries to get in the mirror but fails. Martha finally falls down and hears something.
??? : Good night! Sleep tight!
Marthaās eyes then close as James tries shaking her up. But she doesnāt budge! James then lays her down, and cries uncontrollably as he gets up.
James: Good-bye Martha. Ā
James then heads for his car until heās hit in the head. And the last thing he sees before fainting. He sees the same guy from the party.
James: You!
James then blacks out. Meanwhile at the Marioās house, the Shy-Guys broke into the house, and kidnapped the Mario Bros.
Shy-Guy #1: We got them! Letās go!
The Shy-Guys then run from the Mario house as they head to a place where a giant bird is waiting for them.
Shy-Guy #1: Albatoss! Weāre here.
The Albatoss then sat down, ready for the Shy-Guys to get on. Ā The Shy-Guys with the Mario Bros. and sat on tight. For 10 minutes the Albatoss was just flying. Until they were crossing the mountains, and suddenly, Mario was slipping off. The Shy-Guys tried to catch Mario but instantly he fell off. Mario then (in a bag of course) fell and fell until he landed on Yoshiās Island.
Shy-Guy #2: Aw CRAP! Ā Ā
Shy-Guy #4: Wart wonāt like this.
Shy-Guy #5: Letās just pretend it didnāt happen ok? Ok. Letās just go to Subcon already.
The Albatoss then continues to fly towards Subcon.
(End of Episode 1)
Itās @neomikeyĀ ās birthday today!! Ā His character,Ā āThe Vagrantā, was found by TAWOGās Darwin and they both wanted to take a birthday picture for him! :D
Happy birthday Mikey! Ā Iām so happy to celebrate this day with you every year! <3
