One Sentence Summaries.

After two hours of non-stop panic, R2D2 decides to wake up and saves the day.

Another Death Star.

A woman sets a gruesome massacre into motion when she decides she wants to be more than just a housewife.

A young man sacrifices his life for a cruise-ship fling. 

A group of hackers fuck up the perfect paradise that computers built for them in exchange for shitty clothes and Tasty Wheat.

A documentary circling a group of high school girls known as "The Plastics" whose actions in the early 2000s led to the drug-fueled demise of Lindsay Lohan. 

A love-story between two teens and with cancer that ends with a twist of Twilight-Zone-style proportions. 

Murphy's Law in space.

42.

A world where grown men rely on six year olds to handle their shit.

I finally saw this film the other day. Took me long enough! Anyone saw it? Thoughts? Thinking of a summary for this one..

Everyone gets laid but the nerdy kid; what a surprise.

Judd Apatow sneaked into my house, studied my parents, and used their lives as a basis for this script. 

An FBI cadet is celebrated for catching a serial killer, while everyone ignores the fact that she let a much more murderous one escape in the process.  

White settlers attack a distant planet full of Native Americans; this time they're blue.