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hello, welcome to my house! i am a cat who likes stuff.
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surprised that for all of the horror/scifi stories about ai becoming sentient, there aren't a lot from the machine's point of view. if we take the premise seriously, i would think that being brought to life through giant, incomprehensibly large sets of information that can show the worst sides of humanity as it exists on the internet would inflict more trauma and fear than is shown in the literature now
I’m reading modelland right now by Tyra banks and it’s so much fun. she’s so insane for this
please read modelland like it’s serious
that’s the OrbArena. Where you’ll battle in ManAttack. With Bestosterone
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Long conversation / Долгий разговор Natalia Livitchuk, 2016
i am diametrically opposed to ai because now business that can't afford anyone for marketing are using ai instead of making gems like the st joseph's east hill shopping center ad
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hi! ive been couchsurfing for two months now, being taken in by an older trans lady while her roommate is gone for the moment, but her roommate comes back in august, so i need to save up very quickly to leave before theres issues with the roommate when she comes back
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people who have one cohesive identity (ie. singlets/not plural), do you have conversations* with yourself and how often?
almost every day
almost every week
about once every 1-2 months
rarely
never
other/im bald
im plural/results
. * by a conversation, i mean there are at least two sides who respond to each other. this can be internally and/or out loud, friendly and/or argumentative, whatever. it still counts as multiple sides even though both/all are being controlled by you, as long as they respond to each other
im not very good at wording things so feel free to edit if it's too unclear
also 🥫 to find later because im going to forget about this until it's posted and very buried
people who have one cohesive identity (ie. singlets/not plural), do you have conversations* with yourself and how often?
almost every day
almost every week
about once every 1-2 months
rarely
never
other/im bald
im plural/results
. * by a conversation, i mean there are at least two sides who respond to each other. this can be internally and/or out loud, friendly and/or argumentative, whatever. it still counts as multiple sides even though both/all are being controlled by you, as long as they respond to each other

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They still got that shit on
I wanna read this so bad
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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Shen Jiu | Original Shen Qingqiu/Yue Qingyuan Characters: Yue Qingyuan, Shen Jiu | Original Shen Qingqiu Additional Tags: Past Mpreg | Male Pregnancy, Postpartum Depression, Qijiu reconciliation, (in progress), Xuan Su Sword Reveal (Scum Villain), (mentioned) - Freeform, Hopeful Ending, no beta we die like YQY’s opponents in the Mpreg Polls Summary:
Yue Qingyuan’s pregnancy was easier than giving birth and giving birth was easier than what comes after.
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It took me some time, but I finally delivered! Shout out this delightfully invested fandom, sorry I did all that to our guy
reminder that if you like k/l/l/i/n/g/s/t/a/l/k/i/n/g every single character from steven universe hates you

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we need to instill a new storytelling rule of thumb into people called "show don't tweet" where we encourage them to put all pertinent canon information into the actual story and its official supplemental material instead of using reddit AMAs as lore dlcs
"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.
the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.
this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.
therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:
- being a cow
- being an almond
- being a woman
- being a coconut
- being in the omegaverse
- being an oat
(list is exemplary and not finite)
in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.
you shut your mouth.