I'm Nigel Banyai. 38 years old, natural blood-stained blond. If you want 183cm (6ft for you American cunts) of pure Romanian brawn, hit me up. Or if you want a hit of something stronger, I got that too.
…The fuck you mean this isn’t a dating app?
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[Shit, I’ve been gone a while. They put me on psychiatric drugs for the first time in my life, and I believe it’s making me worse. Going off them to write Nigel.✌️ It’s something he would do, honestly.]
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#[Not Nigel] - Anything out of character or with the Admin in it. Words from the Mun will be written in [brackets].
- I’m running on EST, if you’re curious. It might take me a while to get back to you, say up to a week at the latest. I’m a busy man, but I’ll try to tell you beforehand if I’ll be away longer than that. Don’t worry, it takes a lot to kill me, sweetheart. But you’re welcome to miss me when I’m gone. ;)
- Flirt with me, and I’ll fucking flirt with you just as hard if not even harder, darling. In fact, I might initiate if you’re interesting enough. This is your one and only warning, so don’t be surprised if I start teasing. But if that’s not your thing, tell me and I’ll lay off on it. I always appreciate honesty.
- DMs are closed for the most part. Send an ask if you wanna talk and pick a sign-off if you plan on being a regular.
- Be fucking civil. Your ass is getting blocked if you’re genuinely disrespectful and shit. I shouldn’t have to say this, but knowing how many times I’ve had to beat this information into people, it seems that common decency is something many forget.
- If you get an anonymous ask from “N.”, it’s likely from yours truly.
- I’m not sure how all this works, to be honest. Go easy on me, yeah?
[Note that Nigel is written by an adult. I don’t write full-on smut, but he gets suggestive/NSFW. Do not engage with him sexually if you’re a minor (he will likely ask anyway) and block the NSFW tag.]
[You are welcome to send out of character asks! Please mark it as such (OOC) or address me directly.]
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For a stalker you sure know very little... but then again you really only stalk obsessively after one person. I'm 18 now; why am I getting spanked on this joyous occasion? Also, do I get to pick the monitor? Somehow or other I don't think you know the difference between monitors.
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Correct. Get your own stalker.
The birthday spanking thing is an American tradition, no? I thought it was funny. Or there's the Polish Pasowanie which, wouldn't you know, lands on your 18th birthday. Something about a party where you get swatted with a belt, if memory serves me right. Drunk girls tell you the craziest shit.
Feel free to make my job easier. I fully intended on picking the first thing the Internet recommended.
Hello. Been playing around with my old tarot cards (will probably lay some of these at others' doors as well..Will's cards are quite interesting) but I drew a few cards and it's funny how this really seems to be you:
I know next to nothing about tarot, so you're going to have to interpret all this for me.
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Ur sick??? Are you okay?? Do you need medicine?? Are you feeling okay should I come over r you resting properly?
— @little-pink-ribbon 🎀
I’m alright, darling. Just sick with a cold plus what might be a mild fever? Every muscle in my body felt like I badly lost a fistfight for two days, but that’s better now. I have a handful of throat lozenges and an assortment of pills. Nothing I can’t handle. Don’t come over.
I'm sure. Will might come for me if I get you sick, and I'd rather not have that on my conscience. I don't need you playing nurse for my grown ass. I slept plenty, don't worry. Haven't had the most appetite, but I tore the fuck out of a rotisserie chicken, if it makes you feel better.
Ur sick??? Are you okay?? Do you need medicine?? Are you feeling okay should I come over r you resting properly?
— @little-pink-ribbon 🎀
I’m alright, darling. Just sick with a cold plus what might be a mild fever? Every muscle in my body felt like I badly lost a fistfight for two days, but that’s better now. I have a handful of throat lozenges and an assortment of pills. Nothing I can’t handle. Don’t come over.
What on this menu could you make… or what on this menu would you be willing to lend me the ingredients to make
Kitten, I own a bar. I can make every damn thing on the menu, although most of these are a bit sweet for my personal taste. I’d let you try your hand at bartending if I wasn’t mildly concerned about your budding alcoholism.
People who carry an anxious or preoccupied attachment style often aren't looking for excitement so much as certainty. What reads as "obsessive" from the outside is frequently a nervous system trying to solve for a very old problem: will this person actually stay?
A "caregiver" dynamic can meet that need precisely because it offers both authority and devotion at once: someone strong enough not to be threatened by your intensity, and invested enough that your fear of being left doesn't have to run the show. That does not mean you rely on them or are submissive to them, but know and understand that they are a safety net. That they will be there for you, unconditionally for your benefit, to make you better, despite being competent on their own.
Though perhaps... you additionally crave someone that will coax you into situations that are new. Replying when you are at a loss for words, for example. I never thought I would see you shy until I witnessed it for myself.
-Bedelia
(Thank you for informing me, it means a lot. I’ve been debating returning now that there will hopefully be more fandom activity with Hannibal being available on Netflix. I’ve stolen back the username while I decide.)
Is the attachment style thing some sort of therapy-speak? I’m not your patient. I’m not anxious, and I don’t want any kind of authority telling me what to fucking do or trying to fix me. Devotion, though, I understand. Reliance, submission, and unconditional loyalty are naturally part of that, but it doesn’t work if you’re not the one in control, or if it isn’t mutual.
I’m not fucking “shy”. You just don’t play the same game as everyone else. Either I chase, or I am pursued. What the everloving fuck do you mean by giving me a choice? I don’t understand what you want from me. I don’t know what I want. Gives me a damn headache to try and think about, so it’s easier to not talk about it.
You seem to have strong feelings about control... yet, when given the control to choose, you falter, uncertain which path you yourself desires more.
Not knowing one’s own mind is far more common than most would care to admit. Should you ever wish to understand yourself more clearly, my door is always open. I confess, I find you endlessly fascinating.
I am glad you chose to answer this time. I have missed our conversations. I hope you’ll write me again, even if doing so is just to disprove my opinion of your shyness.
People only want a few things from me. You desire, but you don't act. You would be... content with whatever I give you so long as you have my company. As if that's valuable. No expectations. Nothing you're trying to take, and nothing I'm trying to take from you.
There is almost always a fight. The struggle is how you know the feeling is real. As tender as it can be, love is a consuming and violent thing. You have to suffer for it. Eliminate that, and I'm not sure what the feeling is.
I missed you. Don't get used to me saying shit like that so plainly. Disappear without warning on me again, and I'll fucking kill you.
You are not my patient, but I confess some pride in your conclusions. I would like to note that the way you’ve just characterized me is very similar to the description of a “caregiver” partner I provided. And still... you missed me. One doesn't linger this eagerly for someone merely tolerable.
Perhaps then, my initial comment regarding your… preferences… were not as off as you claim.
Regardless, I remain proud of your emotional development, despite the associated threats. I am not that easy to kill.
You are welcomed to attempt to prove me wrong on either count, if you’d like. I'm rather curious how you intend to manage it.
God forbid I find it somewhat refreshing that you’re one of few women on here who aren’t too young for me and seem marginally more interested in what’s going on in my head than below the belt. It’s not that deep.
I wasn’t “eager”. I wondered if you fucking died. Given your taste in men, it didn’t seem too far-fetched. I also happen to enjoy our conversations, you know. Warn a guy next time. For someone who seems to think I have abandonment issues or some shit, you seem to have no problem leaving. There was nothing to do but wait.
You flirt with danger too much to be difficult to kill, Miss du Maurier. You wouldn’t run if I held a knife up to your neck simply because you’d be curious if I was truly capable of hurting you. I just might be.
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😓😓 being sick sucks, what are you sick with?? anyway i hope you get better!! 🩷🥳
I ammmm, I love the beach but tbh my pale ass can’t take the sun for that long 💔😔 but I have a cool ass jamaican hat for that!! and i already ate a bomb ass bola de berlim, i love them, they’re so sweet and ughh sugar 🤤🤤
And I would take selfies but i think i’m kinda chopped… but since it’s in your honour… i’ll think about it 😛
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Thanks, darling. It’s just a bad cold or something. I might’ve ran out of cold/flu medicine, so I have just been downing allergy pills and praying. Seems to work so far.
I’m sure you’re serving absolute cunt or whatever it is they say. You can’t not, wearing a red bikini and big hat like that. At least take photos of yourself with the sweets.
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What on this menu could you make… or what on this menu would you be willing to lend me the ingredients to make
Kitten, I own a bar. I can make every damn thing on the menu, although most of these are a bit sweet for my personal taste. I’d let you try your hand at bartending if I wasn’t mildly concerned about your budding alcoholism.
I do look forward to seeing you at the show then...and aforementioned gift. <3
So...keeping in line with a few of the asks I've seen you answer recently; I have a little question of my own. It might be a -bit- random, but—
Say you're out with a ladyfriend on a nice long date and her feet start hurting from the pretty high heels, would you be the type to carry the shoes for her or would that a bit too feminine for your taste?
— Honey
Are you kidding? I would carry the girl and the shoes. I'm not letting her walk outside barefoot. Also, I am sure that if I were holding a pair of heels or a purse, others would know it isn't mine. They can seethe in jealousy when they see the actual owner. I don't give a fuck.
