Lost in a maze of my own making

never understood people who let candy melt in their mouth. ill bite down on a damn jolly rancher because i lack the patience 

It’s like a dishwasher

i dont understand even a little bit thank you

my kink is when people tell me they were thinking about me

dogy

I feel such an incredible sense of peace looking at this

sexual attention from men in itself isn’t a compliment at all it can be extremely demeaning but if you’ve not experienced that type of attention before bc of the whole growing up ‘ugly’ type thing it’s like extremely flattering to be wanted in that way and I think that’s a problem for a lot of girls tbh where you know someone saying they’d fuck you ~shouldn’t~ be flattering however at the same time it’s almost as if you’d be grateful someone would and the whole concept to me is just rlly rancid n gross lol

not to be annoying but uh…… im fucking annoying

tbh the best feeling in the world is when you get to make your favorite people laugh and you have that moment of yes,,,,, just as planned,,,,,,,,,,, I have Succeeded in Bringing Them Amusement,,,,,, look at that Beautiful Smile™ that means the world to me

i think drinking a fuckton of water out of your hands from the sink is in the same class of primal urges as running up stairs on all fours

things that still freak me out: those sinks americans have in their kitchens that you can destroy stuff with

wait… y’all don’t have garbage disposals? 

No, we just have a garbage can, nice and friendly, not trying to eat my fucking hand