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Draco playing fuck-marry-kill with Pansy, Blaise, Harry, Ron and Hermione and turning red and confused because his answer is Harry for all three-

#harry potter #draco malfoy #drarry #fuck marry kill

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Ron: okay, Harry, how are you going to stop Voldemort from seeing into your head?

Harry: naked Snape.

Ron: what?

Harry, closing his eyes: gonna think about naked Snape

meanwhile-

Voldemort: *sobbing*

Bellatrix: *worried* what's wrong, my lord?

Voldemort: I can't do this anymore, the Potter boy is too powerful-

Snape, walking into the room: what is going on?

Voldemort, seeing a close-up of Snape's ass: *sobbing harder*

#this is the real reason voldemort killed snape #harry potter #ron weasley #severus snape #lord voldemort #bellatrix lestrange #hogwarts

Pansy: why do you take so long getting up in the morning?

Draco: it takes a while to find my will to live

Harry: I'll be your will to live

#harry potter #draco malfoy #pansy parkinson #drarry

Harry Potter HC:

The Room of Requirement is where students have been stashing drugs for the last century and the Golden Trio, Draco and Goyle all die instantly when the fire starts and that's the stupid end of Harry James Potter and the rest of the crew.

The rest of the book/movie is just Harry hallucinating for a few seconds before he dies tragic, really.

#harry potter #draco malfoy #ron weasley #hermione granger #gregory goyle #hogwarts #deathly hallows #room of requirement

Ginny: I swing both ways

Ginny: violently. With a bat. Come get some, motherfuckers.

#harry potter #ginny weasley

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Head cannon that after the war, Percy starts making jokes and helping George out in the shop.

Fred was able to die happy and laughing because of something he said and he wanted to make as many people laugh like that as he can from then on.

Fred loves him for it from the afterlife.

#Fred and George Weasley #fred weasley #george weasley #percy weasley #fred died laughing #weasley's wizard wheezes #harry potter series #i'm not crying you are

Drop your five most recent emojis and let your followers decide if you’re a top or a bottom

Sirius: 🐕😈🦁✨😉

James: Bottom

Peter: Bottom

Remus: Bottom

Lily: Bottom

Dorcas: Bottom

Marlene: Bottom

Frank: Bottom

Alice: Bottom

Regulus: Bottom

Snape: Bottom

Dumbledore: Bottom

McGonagall: Bottom

Sirius: Well according to all of my AMAZING friends, I’m a bottom.

Peter: Are we wrong though?

Sirius: ☹️ Not really, but how’d you all KNOW??

James: It’s the sparkles ✨✨

Sirius: BUT THEY ADD DRAMATIC FLARE TO THINGS

Remus: Use lighting instead ⚡️⚡️

Sirius: But Moony the sparkles add ✨GLAMOUR✨ and ✨PAZAZ✨

Sirius Black: My mother cried the day I was born because she knew she would never be prettier than me.

#Sirius Black #this is siriusly funny #Harry Potter #b99 quotes

Harry: It’s my God-given, bisexual right to be dramatic!

#Harry Potter #bi harry #drarry #Draco Malfoy #gay draco

Dumbledore: You’re not bald. You shave your head.

Voldemort: Ya, Albus. Vin Diesel and I shave our heads because we think it looks good.

#can you imagine #voldemort getting up every single day #and making sure his head is as bare as harry's bottom was #the day he killed his parents #Harry Potter #albus dumbledore #lord voldemort #b99 quotes

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Ron: I hate Malfoy so much!

Harry: Me too. But he is kind of hot.

Ron:

Hermione:

Ginny:

Harry: What? You can hate people and still think they’re hot.

#Harry Potter #Draco Malfoy #Ron Weasley #Hermione Granger #Ginny Weasley #drarry #b99 quotes

The best revenge is massive success.

Frank Sinatra

#frank sinatra #revenge is sweet #slytherin #things slytherins say #Harry Potter #hogwarts #wizarding world #tumblr quotes #big mood

The moment you realize you're still a child is the moment you start to grow up.

Rots Woods (Me)

#wow that's deep #quotes by me #tumblr quotes #guess you should follow me then #1drarry8 #this came to me in a fever dream #young and foolish #old and wise #but it's actually reversed #Harry Potter

I can't tell if my gay is holding me back or excelling me forward but what I do know is that my hair is better than Potter's and that's all I need.

Sirius and/or Draco

#draco malfoy #sirius black #greatest gay disasters hogwarts has ever seen #james how is your hair so messy when your dad invented a potion that could fix it?#I DON'T KNOW SIRIUS MAYBE BECAUSE YOU USE EVERY DROP I GET #i refuse to use a potion created by a potter instead i shall lather my head in 4L of olive oil #not that i need it #my hair is already fabulous #fuck you potter

Patchy story plans

I’m in the middle of writing the first story in a many-book series and my brain keeps dishing out ideas for stories 5 through to 8 but NEVER the one I’m actually in the process of writing. The other day I woke up and spent an hour writing an entire chapter plot that was formed completely while I was dreaming. It was a chapter that would fit perfectly in the middle of story 6. Being a writer sucks. Too bad I love it.

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its-nanse

I’m here to give you a doodle of Ron and Rose escorting a spider out of her room. How’s your day going?

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I love this- but I think we all know he wouldn’t have been this calm. If ANYTHING it would be her saying ‘dad, we can just levitate him out’ as Ron stands on his bed, squealing.

But then she hits him with the iconic ‘Wingardium LeviOsa’ exaggerating the ‘O’ and he briefly forgets about the spider to laugh at his mini Mione.

#ron weasley #ron weasley headcanon #harry potter #hermione granger #rose granger weasley #spiders #hogwarts #why couldn’t it be follow the butterflies??#the weasleys

These two could have been excellent friends in my opinion. This picture makes me happy. (I don’t ship this though)

#drarry #harry potter #draco malfoy #ron weasley #hogwarts #draco is gay #draco is a drama queen #weasley is our king #ron is the otp best friend

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