Get out of my kitchen!

Jupiter is a fucking Van Gogh painting

this one’s for space grandpa !

my last words are probably going to be ‘wait what’

snoop dogg gives off this vibe that he doesn’t really have a plan but he still knows exactly what he’s doing and like i strive for that

if you’re a gay who has forgotten how to do basic mathematics you 👏🏾 are 👏🏾 val👏🏾id👏🏾

gay culture is never having friends to hang out with

why are non-millennials so personally offended by everything? like if i’m still wearing my jacket indoors, it’s because i’m cold, not because i disrespect your home/your classroom !! if somebody has got your order wrong, it’s because they’re very busy and simply made a mistake, not because they’re trying to jeopardise your meal !! if somebodies phone rings during a meeting/lecture, it’s because they accidentally forgot to put it on silent, not because they want to disrupt your speech !! just calm down, sharon, not everything is about you