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Okay, so today I went to the supermarket and there was a man like this who walked in ahead of me. As I entered the store I didn’t see him so I just walked into the produce section. I picked up a cucumber, put it into my bag and noticed that the guy was standing in the next aisle over, facing me picking out something on the other side of the bin. I walked around to his side and saw he was choosing zucchinis. I said, “How’s it going? You don’t mind if I grab a couple, do you?” He said, “Nah, not at all.” The first one that I picked up he said, “That’s a nice one.” I replied, “Yeah? I prefer the small ones they cook up more tender.” Then in watching his face I realized he was being provocative. So I added, “But the big ones are usually fully seed.” He smiled at that remark, but didn’t retort. So I strolled off towards the meat department. And wouldn’t you know it…he sidled up next to me and said, “They’ve got some good meat here. In fact, that’s a nice piece you’ve got there.” I smiled and gave a small laugh under my breath. “I feel pretty certain you’ll find a piece to your liking,” winked and moved on. Then I heard him say, “I think I already did.” I smiled again. I finished my shopping without encountering him any more. I was kinda bummed but figured, what the hell, even if nothing had come of the flirtations he still made my day. And that was when I heard a voice directly behind me say, “What cologne are you wearing?” I turned around and guess who was standing right there. Yup, Mr. Sexy Daddy. I told him I wasn’t wearing any cologne. He said he’d need proof. So we paid for our groceries and I followed him back to his place…where I spent the next 2 hours taking his dick. It was fucking amazing.

I’m not into pretty men.