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nick starting one paragraph with "I believe that on the first night I went to Gatsby's house I was one of the few guests who had actually been invited." and then beginning the very next paragraph with "I had actually been invited." ok nick WE GET IT you were fucking invited. we get it, your pretty neighbor invited you to come to his home and you were the only one who he personally wanted there which makes you feel special because you're gay. we fucking get it

Modern Jay in an effort to appear feminist offers to take daisy’s last name and becomes Jay Fay which somehow sounds more fake than the name he made up on the spot

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