Dark Evil Magic Man

Anyone else get gym withdrawals from not working out? Like I genuinely feel physically awful when I don’t workout consistently.

Do people with an accent understand other people with an accent in their non native tongue better than the other people’s native language? Like if a German with a very heavy German accent was speaking in English would a similarly accented German understand their ilk better than the native English speakers?

We Didn’t Start the Fire by Billy Joel, but it’s the Epstein List.

Using your toe, in conjunction with your hands, to play something is the nearest equivalent to wrapping your thumb around the fretboard while playing guitar.

The goal is indeed to get caught, when masturbating in the insomniac’s bed.

Pass the doob’ Goob.

It will not be any disease or man who will cause my blood to run cold; it will only be so when life has beaten me into releasing myself unto death.

I’ve been very interested in psychedelics ever since I first heard of them as a young child in elementary school. I thought they were really cool and couldn’t wait to grow up to try them so I could see cool things entirely not knowing there were other sensations and emotions that the drug would give the user. I had always imagined it would just be like a really cool star show.

To convince another you must convince yourself

I wanna smoke with an old Indian man with a large white beard. I could learn so much.

The internet gave any random group of people the ability to unionize

Why do I feel less high when moving

“Every evil thing that happens everywhere in the world happens according to someone’s plan towards absolute rule.”

Been ruminating on the phrase “help yourself!” and I think that that phrase sounds like it could have been very passive aggressive when they first invented it.

Pharrell Williams needs to release the extra Despicable Me tracks he has cooked up. I want them so bad