New Years is a time to reflect on all the BIRDS we’ve seen this year, and to look forward to all the BIRDS we’ll see in the year to come

So cringy when people are like "cats aren't affectionate i know this first hand!1!" Maybe your cat would follow you around as well if your vibes weren't so rancid

I always have to start the New Years with this picture.

being a woman is just *hates current appearance* *looks back a few months later* wait i was beautiful.....*hates current appearance* *looks back a few months later* wait i was beautifu

I miss the guy I made up in my dream -_-

Tumblr should add a feature where you can add a little personalized message whenever you block someone so that's all they see when they try to go to your blog

Reblog and put your last purchase, last meal, and last film watched of the year in the tags.

Should I become really sexy, jaded and mysterious or should I kill myself those are my only options

i’m going to start saying “this is my design” everytime i fuck up at something

*runs over the curb* this is my design