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Midsommar really told me it was going to pluck each and every one of my hairs out of my scalp for 2 hours and 30 minutes and I said yes.

tbh the funniest thing about the tumblr porn ban is that 80% of these gays that post nudes on here for free honestly think that more than 3 of their followers have the funds to subscribe to their onlyfans. I ain’t even tight on money but why in anyone’s right mind would they spend $60+ on pics/vids of one person when there is so much free porn on the internet??? I mean I guess it is smart to try and capitalize on the porn ban but unless they are part of some niche porn category they are just boxing out 99% of their fans that can’t afford paying $5 for every tumblr gay they follow on here. 

ok so I understand that Adam lowkey dragged me after I made that thirst post about him but I seriously do not understand why so many people HATE him??? I mean... from the outside looking in it seems his haters are other artists/illustrators jealous of his ‘success’? Or is it because he worked at buzzfeed? His Dear David tweets? Or is it because he could colonize and lay siege to these guts without any resistance? The world may never know.

Bradley can [redacted] in me. Was I the only one that noticed his balls smushed up against his thigh during one of his confessionals??? Troyzan and Ryan are jelqing as we speak!

ok so the theater by me is finally showing Call Me By Your Name. I can’t wait to see Armie Hammer’s digitally removed ballsack on the big screen!!!!

Can someone hook a hunty up with a link to Call Me By Your Name online? 0 theaters are showing it where I live :[

tbh I love how you can basically tell if a guy is gay or not simply based on how he reacts to the song Work From Home by Fifth Harmony