remember when mattel released a t-rex extroyer toy that vomited its own skeleton for no apparent reason
wdym for no apparent reason it's because it's awesome
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remember when mattel released a t-rex extroyer toy that vomited its own skeleton for no apparent reason
wdym for no apparent reason it's because it's awesome

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Hey Dave, play that song I love
I told my mom like 7 years ago that I had a tumblr blog and she's like can you monetize that and I'm like no and she's still to this day like can you monetize your blog and I don't know how to explain that this isn't A Blog this is unmonetizable rpf shitposting to gay bitches online
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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
its fun to remember we can use the big text if we want. bonjour motherfuckers. i'm posting loud as hell now.

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can we have a kind and gentle monday
(belated) Happy 8th Anniversary to Detroit: Become Human!!!
everyone: happy pride month 🌈
my brain at 12:00 am on june 1st:
Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!
The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
oh shit
As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.
Y'all know what to do Tumblr.
keep ‘em coming. homemade blaze.

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Having "a lot" of followers on tumblr is funny because probably 80% of them are ghost blogs who haven't been on here in like a decade.
It's like, no no, those aren't my followers, that's a graveyard! I'm the caretaker of a thousands of tombs. I love them, but they've been dead for seven years.
Theyve been dead for seven slutty slutty years
its a shame when a musician is christian becasue they literally cannot shut up about it. why is god the bus driver all of a sudden like he's getting a cameo in every song
i mean its like that in lots of things right. guy started talking about the gospel in a destiny 2 video i watched last week theyre always doing it. irritating religion
Is it just me or is BloodyMary the start of the healing of fandoms?? ‘Oh that ship isn’t canon so fuck you’ ‘oh that’s slightly out of character fuck you’ ‘Canon canon canon—‘ like NO. These two guys have NEVER met in canon and they’re still a good ship and that is OKAY and CAN BE ENJOYED.
We have reached the Iron Lung game dev 😂
I Have Made More. Just For you.

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Simon: 'You'll never find the body' is such a boring threat. A better threat would be; 'You'll never stop finding the body.'
Grace: Or just say, 'They'll be finding parts of you for at least four months...and you'll still be alive for three of them.'
Simon: Now that's a threat!
Rocky: *horrified silence*
Rocky: Simon bad influence.
I try to microwave Mickey Mouse to make a statement on corporate greed but I accidentally grabbed the Kingdom Hearts version of him out of my unethically small Cage of Mickeys and now he's flipping around dodging the beams like Yoda fucked an ant